tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-115319032009-06-25T10:58:13.095+03:00Where all external myths about Syria and all internal taboos are broken. Be prepared, reality bites.Karfan & friend.http://www.blogger.com/profile/02407595791442936657noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11531903.post-1156244187329764952006-08-22T13:50:00.000+03:002006-08-22T14:13:46.816+03:00

No it is not a spelling mistake of Golan. Karfan is sick and tired of us being retarded and blind followers of others even when it comes to our names. It is Jolan with a JJJJJ, even if that means changing every single geography book in this whole arrogant world.So now, after achieving his big political, managerial, industrial, educational, infra-structural reforms, there is nothing left to do for

Karfan & friend.http://www.blogger.com/profile/02407595791442936657noreply@blogger.com50tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11531903.post-1155987794290587342006-08-19T14:21:00.000+03:002006-08-19T19:35:17.623+03:00

Karfan reaction yesterday was: “Ali Bin Abi Taleb said once: If poverty was a man I would have killed it. I say: If internet was a woman, I would have kissed it!” We are back in Bekaa valley and everything in a mess: debris of bombing, traffic, food supplies, you name it. The one and only perfectly functioning thing is Internet at Internet cafes!! It is the new God; no harm can fall upon it, not

Karfan & friend.http://www.blogger.com/profile/02407595791442936657noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11531903.post-1119257810395519412005-06-20T11:43:00.000+03:002005-06-21T19:54:55.453+03:00

Karfan and I bow in apology to the twenty-something readers and commentators that have been taking from their precious time to check on our useless rant-blog. We were not in prison, we were not arrested; rather we were living a false self-importance state of mind!Two months ago, it became obvious that King Lion the 2nd and his entourage grew weary of people barking at them from all sides. Being

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Every day Karfan goes to work, he has to be tortured hearing about the upcoming big event that became the talk of the year this year: The Baath Party Regional Convention. So much rumors and talks that gives Karfan headache to hear and see people talk about as if it is going to be the Big-Bang of Syria. The Baath will change its name, the Baath will change its objectives, the Baath will allow

Karfan & friend.http://www.blogger.com/profile/02407595791442936657noreply@blogger.com109tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11531903.post-1113887263837321162005-04-19T07:51:00.000+03:002005-04-20T06:48:20.376+03:00

Karfan visited the “Outside World” on a single occasion only for a few days, and managed to communicate a little bit with people from other countries with his very limited language ability. That was when he was faced with the question [Where are you from?] that he figured out the answer to is: [From Syria] despite all the Anti-Regionalism Arabic education that he was showered with day and night

Karfan & friend.http://www.blogger.com/profile/02407595791442936657noreply@blogger.com33tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11531903.post-1113464942290001302005-04-14T10:29:00.000+03:002005-04-14T10:55:56.413+03:00

It has been a while. Not that Karfan has stopped ranting, he never does. Nor that there are no more things to rant about here, you can bitch until you die and still miss stuff in this messed up area of the world. The reason was me. I am so much a cowered that I swore on my grandmother grave I would not post a single character from within Syria even if "King Lion the 2nd" himself guaranteed my

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It might be very surprising for many people to know that the Alawie (the sect that the ruling thugs belong to) is the most oppressed religion in Syria!! Of course in terms of ideology not in terms of the status of the people belonging to it."King Lion the 1st" long ago realized how much he relies on the support of his sect to stay in power, and realized who much dangerous would be to rely on

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The second vision for the future of Syria is that "King Lion the 2nd", after finishing his fictitious struggle with some fictitious so called old guard factions in his party, will eventually grace us with freedom and reform and will sail the Syrian ship towards the high-sea of advancement.Karfan thinks that this vision is so pathetic it makes him vomit. More pathetic are the deluded pathetic

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When it comes to the future of Syria, there are two and only two visions circulating between people and analysts whether here or outside. We will talk about the second one in the next post. (If we are still free then)The first glorious vision for this country is that by external banging (aka American army), or internal explosion we are going to fall into chaos and civil war and start slaughtering

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All of us are pathetic. If you want a prove that not only the two of us are pathetic, then have a look at some of the comments left to our posts. Vulgarity is how Syrians respond to others expressing their feelings. Most people here react the same anyway when anyone around them starts speaking about the existing truth that no one is permitted to voice. They think that by just ignoring how much we

Karfan & friend.http://www.blogger.com/profile/02407595791442936657noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11531903.post-1111256549648484372005-03-19T20:14:00.000+02:002005-03-23T11:58:14.426+02:00

Recently, scores of analysts all around the world are coming up with this big revelation: Arabism is Dying in Syria. How clever is that!! When the heck Arabism was alive in the first place for it to die? In the fifties or sixties, maybe, but we were lucky not to live in that miserable era of Big-looser Nasser and Associates. We, the Happy Generations of Syria who were borne after the Happy

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Not a single person below 40 years old who lives in Syria has a national identity of whatever sort!! Maybe our loosers fathers who invented the Arab Identity that we have been hammered with all our lives pretended to believe in it, but we never did, we never even bothered to pretend. WE, here, means the vast majority of the generations of Syria who were borne after the Happy Revolution in 1963.

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Welcome to the most recently formed country in the world: Syria!! All of a sudden, all over the news you hear people saying: We Syrians, The Syrians!! Karfan woke up one morning and asked him self: When the heck exactely did we become "Syrians"?Karfan lived in cities called Tartous and Damascus, and he was told that these are just cities in a place called Watan Arabi (Arabic Homeland). Besides

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This is a place for all the dirty laundry of Syria. The real Syria away from Academics, Journalists, and Intellectuals jabbering about Bathism, Arabism, Totalitarianism, and all the big talk that they invented just to give credibility to analyses and meaning to events. In day-to-day life, there is no Arabism, there is no Bathism, there is not even a Syria as they are displayed in all the writings

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