tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1132509875673070254.post-9919361389231627112008-04-06T22:35:00.000-05:002008-04-06T22:48:54.773-05:00<a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_O83ChWVZTV0/R_mZjBBqPwI/AAAAAAAAGaI/SGGferMXlYY/s1600-h/image0.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5186345272743706370" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_O83ChWVZTV0/R_mZjBBqPwI/AAAAAAAAGaI/SGGferMXlYY/s320/image0.jpg" border="0" /></a> <div><div>*all true!</div><div></div><div></div><div></div><br /><div>13. Inviting him to feel the head of the surgical screw on the forearm injury she got in a recent (DWI?) car accident.<br /><br />12. Drinking so much that he thinks he should take her home just for her own safety.<br /><br />11. Mentioning that her ex thought she talked too much and then proceeding to talk for a straight 20 minutes.<br /><br />10. Mentioning she's planning to move soon. When asked where, she says she's not sure because... she was foreclosed on!<br /><br />9. Inviting him to a nice place for dinner and then not making even a vague attempt to pay.<br /><br />8. Mentioning she's embarassed to see a guy in the bar who she was once "with" (i.e. one-night stand).<br /><br />7. Going to a dark bar or restaurant early to get a seat and not getting up to greet him when he arrives. Towards end of the date, getting up to go to bathroom and revealing she's an <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Asstastrophe&amp;defid=2922295">Asstastrophe</a>!<br /><br />6. Telling him she wants to take it slow (when he's not even sure he wants a second date!)<br /><br />5. Being way too enthusiastic about showing pictures of her dog or cat.<br /><br />4. Telling him she doesn't forget anything (but meaning it somehow in a positive way...)</div><br /><div></div><div>3. Starting a sentence with "Are you the one who...?"</div><br /><div></div><div>2. Telling him she's losing custody of her child, but that "It's for the best."<br /><br />1. Mentioning over lunch that she's starting a new business to be marketed to schools: lice and nit removal. Actual slogan: "We make louse calls." </div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Copyright 2008, reaniMate.blogspot.com</div>PuppetMasternoreply@blogger.com