tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-112889112008-05-12T22:24:07.815-04:00HolyJuanDoughttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comBlogger597125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-27901969202959332502008-05-12T21:55:00.005-04:002008-05-12T22:24:07.874-04:00Indiana Jones Cereal Boxes: Then and NowIndy THEN box:
Indy NOW box:
Then box from
http://www.theraider.net/news/fullstory_merchandise.php?id=374Doughttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-49973177604668456982008-05-12T06:32:00.002-04:002008-05-12T08:38:17.659-04:00"What's another word for thesuarus?" - Steven WrightDamnit!! Fifteen years later and I still don't get that joke!!
Doughttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-44060944585354137182008-05-11T22:42:00.002-04:002008-05-11T22:46:08.589-04:00Lia is a Guest DJ on CD 101My muse and good friend Lia is going to be a Guest DJ on CD101 tomorrow, Monday May 12, from 1:00pm – 2:00pm. I highly suggest you check her out as Lia is known for her excellent taste in alternative music. When we meet for drinks, she’ll always pick a bar with a great jukebox. While I shove in my dollar and pick “Pour Some Sugar On Me” she’ll scour the flippy CD covers, squeezing out the bestDoughttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-24209711302386426892008-05-11T21:54:00.003-04:002008-05-11T21:58:30.596-04:00I am from ColumbusDon’t do it. You always do. I did too, but as of today, I am quitting.
Columbus is a big boy now. Bigger and better than Cleveland or Cincinnati (no offense.) Our pro teams might suck and we all might be a little over the top for Ohio State, but Columbus has a lot of character and we’ve made a name for ourselves as a growing technology Mecca. We’ve got awesome restaurants, an interesting Doughttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-43803596633936681382008-05-11T20:49:00.003-04:002008-05-11T21:59:19.447-04:00The Day after 4-20
Original Photo:
Leave my crops alone.Doughttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-36444369511131075172008-05-10T23:14:00.004-04:002008-05-10T23:18:20.417-04:00Doug DancesThe theme for one of the napkin drawing series last night was "Doug Dances." I'll leave it up to you to connect the dots. The top one is mine and the bottom one is Meshell's.
Am I puking a rainbow?Doughttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-43917864046841862312008-05-10T21:14:00.004-04:002008-05-10T21:19:23.057-04:00Find the StuffSee if you can find the stuff in this napkin drawing by Meshell.
The Stuff:
Hamburger
Wine Bottle
Mouse
Ear of Corn
Fish
Banana
Heart
Star
Waldo
Buttered Toast
Bat
The Finger
Boobs
Butterfly
HotdogDoughttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-45213582016576665672008-05-10T14:41:00.003-04:002008-05-10T14:48:13.788-04:00Hillary's last ditch fund raising planDoughttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-40986022963233666272008-05-10T12:51:00.003-04:002008-05-10T15:19:52.767-04:00Greg ScoresGreg is good at soccer. He's no prodigy, but gosh darn it he's got some natural talent.
Doughttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-91450681960039038912008-05-10T02:21:00.003-04:002008-05-10T07:53:15.845-04:00“Senior General Than Shweie, you're doing a heck of a job!"In the midst of disaster, it is good to see that the United States’ President is concerned about the welfare of the people in Myanmar. While preparing for his daughter’s wedding and fighting terrorism, George W Bush has taken time out of his busy schedule to comment on the handling of the disaster in ex-Burma:
President Bush stated, “Senior General Than Shweie, you're doing a heck of a job!"Doughttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-68191663775949823852008-05-09T00:16:00.004-04:002008-05-09T00:19:59.801-04:00Hand written note from Hillary to Obama concerning the Florida and Michigan votesDoughttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-31487376804876584512008-05-07T23:23:00.006-04:002008-05-07T23:35:17.777-04:00Good Season’s Italian Dressing Cruet Kit SECRETWhen we were growing up, our salads only knew two types of dressing: French and the make-it-yourself Good Season’s Italian. In purchasing the Good Season’s Italian Dressing packets, my father had the grocery store under his thumb for he knew the secret of the cruet!
On each of his four children’s thirteenth birthday, he would impart the secret of the Good Season’s Italian Dressing Cruet Kit Doughttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-89291468642339197422008-05-07T21:35:00.008-04:002008-05-08T08:03:30.670-04:00The YodelerToday, I got an e-mail from my friend Meghan with the subject: "Bad Boy. "Thinking it was porn, I immediately opened it up. It read, "what the heck are you doing! i say, bad Doug, bad!"
This was the attached photo:
A photo of me, peeing on a sheet of cardboard? Once I got over the initial disappointment that it was not porn, I took a closer look and noticed that this was no ordinary sheet Doughttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-62209427743418436012008-05-05T20:42:00.003-04:002008-05-05T21:03:43.071-04:00Hindu Goddess Kali discovers that reincarnation ain’t all it’s cracked up to be
Thanks to Steph at DeKu Photography.Doughttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-76753123756125048802008-05-05T00:07:00.008-04:002008-05-05T00:12:01.531-04:00Very Disturbing to Look At: Two boys push dog into riverSaw this today on the internet... can you believe it?
Photos via - http://badcontrol.com/?p=805Doughttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-24861758578005968342008-05-04T12:58:00.004-04:002008-05-04T13:04:01.569-04:00Save the Day - Star Wars
I knew I had seen that photo somewhere!
Save the Day photo via - http://badcontrol.com/?p=805.
Star Wars photo used without permission though Wikipedia references Star Wars and so I'm sure it's perfectly legal.Doughttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-59178448625804229652008-05-03T10:33:00.009-04:002008-05-03T11:11:16.823-04:00Apples downgraded to "other" statusI buy juice and in the past, I have been tricked. Our family enjoys the taste comforts of cranberry juice and usually we buy it mixed with grape or apple. On occasion, I have been tricked into purchasing "cranberry juice cocktail" which is a portion of cranberry juice and a lot of high fructose corn syrup.
Now I know to look for the 100% juice label:
This week, I purchased the Kroger Brand Doughttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-84496559211858575282008-05-01T23:50:00.001-04:002008-05-01T23:59:11.179-04:00Erik Eats: Pucca Chocolate – Succulent aquatic holy crunch which pleasure chew magnifyAfter suffering from two weeks of gut wrenching food poisoning, Erik is back with a delightfully cute and fun snack called Pucca Chocolate. Will this fun loving snack trick us back to the hospital?
The snacks seem to be fish and squid shaped with a chocolate blood center. It looks like some of them were killed with a very small caliber bullet. If we find a small piece of metal in the Doughttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-64461811036451794202008-05-01T19:48:00.006-04:002008-05-01T20:10:27.925-04:00White Queen and the Black KnightWe recently ordered in about thirty carpet samples from our supplier. While I was away at meetings, my VP took six of them and lined them up in front of her office door.
When I came back, I thought the squares looked chess boardy laying there on the floor. While she was gone, I added and White Queen and the Black Knight to the board.
I arranged the queen at her office door to represent Doughttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-15624724432713521702008-04-29T23:43:00.007-04:002008-04-30T09:03:36.508-04:00Feazel Roofing can kiss my asphaltI’m not a consumer rights advocate, but I do get pissed off when I see crap like the letter that showed up in my mailbox last week from a local roofing company. (Click to enlarge, but don't spend a lot of time reading it.)
You can tell it is important from the fake holes on the sides of the paper.
I’m not sure what this “handwritten” asterisk is supposed to be highlighting so I guess I’llDoughttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-2513951465780038122008-04-29T22:04:00.004-04:002008-04-29T22:10:08.163-04:00Mother’s Milk(Conny’s name has been changed to protect his identity. Russ’ name has not.)
Donny was in Columbus for an insurance seminar and planned to stay an extra day so that we could go out for a few drinks. I enlisted a few buddies and we all met for beer, wings and more beer. A few hours later, the group had whittled itself to just Donny, Russ and me. We decided that it would be best if we Doughttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-704947746112767072008-04-27T20:07:00.004-04:002008-04-27T21:04:19.266-04:00Two Circle BurnsI have a Troy Bilt EZ-Link trimmer with “an easy to switch out” edger attachment. Last year something went wrong or rather something predictable happened while I was attempting to edge through six inches of accumulated dirt, grass and gravel. The motor would run, but the edger blade would not spin. When I attempted to remove the edger attachment, I had to beat it silly so that it would become Doughttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-89698383711987305192008-04-26T08:23:00.002-04:002008-04-26T08:25:45.655-04:00Greg and Dad: Bush's Invasion PlanDoughttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-33316323042117908612008-04-25T22:56:00.007-04:002008-04-25T23:45:37.065-04:00E-bay is greatMy grandma was Melba Loughlin. She lived to be 88 years old. Mom said that when she was younger, she was flown to Cuba to sing opera. At some point in her fledgling career, she got pneumonia and when she recovered, she had lost the ability to hit the high notes. I think if you do the math, you'll see that without trips to Cuba, she probably settled down, got married and had the baby that Doughttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-74460539677516536202008-04-25T08:26:00.003-04:002008-04-25T08:35:04.458-04:00Ask HolyJuan: Snooping Neighbor with Pooping DogDear HolyJuan,
I recognize you as a shining beacon of reason in a world filled with inane ramblings. Because of the high regard by which I hold your judgment, I need to ask another question of you.
After I bought my house last year, I found out that my neighbor had also been interested in buying the house, and was upset that I had purchased the property out from under his nose.
On a numberDoughttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.com