tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-112285942009-07-05T13:11:18.804+01:00It's hard being this lush, but now I can share the burden of my world with you alls. 20 fags and a big bottle of lambrini and you can share more ;)Chav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305148934887409916noreply@blogger.comBlogger80125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11228594.post-19430728344637757672008-09-02T22:38:00.001+01:002008-09-02T22:38:40.528+01:00

Rehab. :(

Chav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305148934887409916noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11228594.post-38453903939887742462008-01-24T11:06:00.000Z2008-01-24T11:27:25.785Z

After our fun in Turkey, it felt good to be back in my Ely with my family. Lush looked fatter as Nanna'd got her onto chips and gravy, which she loves. She also likes a bit of mushy peas so well into her veg. So I was right to leave when my post-natal depression was at its worst. She was in the safe hands of Nanna.She got Lush to sleep right through the night by giving her just a tiny drop of gin

Chav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305148934887409916noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11228594.post-64174408553673223812008-01-04T16:11:00.000Z2008-01-04T23:35:58.294Z

Alright my Ely clan, welcome to 2008, what a wicked year it's gonna be. I's spent the last few weeks absolutely mashed on all that Christmas spirit what I was able to get with all the extra Child Benefit from my Lush little Lush.We had a wicked birthday bash for the little mare, but she was shitting and vomiting the whole party. I think Tia's been feeding her Christmas Advocat Snowballs or

Chav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305148934887409916noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11228594.post-53971824308174016402007-11-16T23:02:00.000Z2007-11-16T23:25:42.607Z

Sorry bin busy bringing up Lush so not been on the computer in ages. Tia's good at clearing her puke and nappies, but I find it knackering listenin' to Lush crying and winging. I worked out Tia's keen to do it all if I offer her Lush's left over milk and baby food. She thinks it's the best thing since Pringles. Lush doesn't know how lucky she is to be able to lie around eating, drinking, puking

Chav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305148934887409916noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11228594.post-54793463002786142272007-09-15T16:57:00.001+01:002007-09-15T16:57:52.755+01:00

Yo there! I'm finally back 'ome in my luvely Ely. I know I've not written for a while and you probably bin wondering whatever 'appened to me and me baby. Well my 'boy' only turned out to be a girl. They got it wrong on the scan and what they thought was a prick turned out to an umlical cord or somin'. She was born Christmas bloody eve. I was swigging some cider, and 'aving a laugh with Tia and

Chav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305148934887409916noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11228594.post-70589285684033522432006-11-25T12:23:00.000Z2006-11-25T11:20:39.516Z

Oh god, I can't go on much longer, my belly's getting massive, I feels like a could squirt this one out any day now, but they still reckon it's going to be Christmas week when he drops. I feel like a lump, I's been a bit low, could really do with a man around the place now, this pregnancy stuff is doing me head in.I's a bit knackered - we had a bit of a stupid false alarm last night. Me and

Chav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305148934887409916noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11228594.post-1163030733321208692006-11-08T23:43:00.000Z2006-11-13T22:41:05.316Z

Well, we put the Christmas decorations up last night, but my heart was heavy as I did it. I didn't do a big display outside as frankly, I'm as big as the Virgin Merry was this time when it was her ancient Christmas time. It was lucky Jesus was born on Christmas Day, he'd have been a bit teed off he'd been born on Boxing Day, he'd have missed out on the turkey dripping in his formula and

Chav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305148934887409916noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11228594.post-1162111743895444532006-10-29T09:36:00.000Z2006-11-13T22:41:05.186Z

This baby must be giving me some of his brains, 'cos I've been getting an appetite for news and information and stuff. I saw this story at the BBC about a scientist called HG Wells who said the human race was splitting in two - one lot tall and handsome, the other squat, fat and ugly. It made me think about my neck of the woods and how it's already happened.That's right, here in little old

Chav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305148934887409916noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11228594.post-1160144312167453522006-10-06T14:35:00.000+01:002006-11-13T22:41:05.049Z

Well, as it's the season of Christmas near enough, at least in the local SPAR, I thought I give you an update on what I is up to. I's sworn off the male of the species now till the new year. I've not heard from that horror I almost fell for, he's not contacted me about the baby or anything. All the more shame for him, I had my last scan a couple of weeks ago. I wanted to share it sooner, but I

Chav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305148934887409916noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11228594.post-1157549116438028672006-09-06T14:25:00.000+01:002006-11-13T22:41:04.920Z

Oh no. I'm devastated. I just read this awful news - Burberry is closing. I can hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth all down Grand Avenue and from the hills of Llanedyn. My beloved Burberry is to close it's doors and stop making it's fine gear. So you know what that means. No more kosher Burberry, we's going to be stuck with the Splott Market knock offs from now.To be honest, I didn't even

Chav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305148934887409916noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11228594.post-1157530774836980642006-09-06T08:58:00.000+01:002006-11-13T22:41:04.795Z

Well, me and Shant's had a wicked bit of action after Saturday night. We ended up copping this pair of blokes from Caerphilly. They'd come into Cardiff for a change, to see some real life and things that are actually powered by electricity and not steam.Being from Caerphilly, they were already married so we ended up bringing them back up our end rather than having to go out to that hell hole. We

Chav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305148934887409916noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11228594.post-1157206542339020752006-09-02T15:04:00.000+01:002006-11-13T22:41:04.689Z

That's it, no more misery. Writing about the mess I found myself in has helped me get my misery off my chest, thanks to everyone who sent regards and thoughts, it meant the world and was just wicked sweet.Ok, tonight I's off to get well drunk and pull, before me ever expanding bump starts to give away my condition. I can just about get away with huge beer gut for now, but no longer. Ashanti and I

Chav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305148934887409916noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11228594.post-1156780813526888852006-08-28T16:53:00.000+01:002006-11-13T22:41:04.573Z

This is probably the hardest thing I've written in my life. I've put off doing it as it's only the last few days I've felt human enough to do it. The short story is this. Deke is a lying scum bag waster and I'm A. Not married, B. To be a single mum for the third time and C. Off men completely.Thanks to everyone who sent support prior to the wedding that never was - and all the contact since

Chav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305148934887409916noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11228594.post-1153868791326564962006-07-26T10:36:00.000+01:002006-11-13T22:41:04.451Z

Well, the more noticable of you will have realised I's been quiet as a mouse recently. It's been because it's all go getting ready for me big day tomorrow when I becomes Mrs Deke Smith-Bates. It still hasn't sunken in, I's in a dream, I feel likes I'm a princess.Everyone's rushing around the house ready for tomorrow. Nanna's here spoiling us, Deke's home, he's got Tyson standing in as best man as

Chav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305148934887409916noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11228594.post-1151943256664555842006-07-03T16:42:00.000+01:002006-11-13T22:41:04.351Z

Aw, poor Deke was as sick as a pig when I spoke to him on the phone after the match on Saturday - apparently he'd bet fifty quid on England to win. He's off on another European run, so I haven't seen him since the end of last week. He watched the match in a servce station in Paris.I was even more saddened to see David Beckham resign his position of skipper. I've enjoyed looking at his tight buns

Chav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305148934887409916noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11228594.post-1150236797989731752006-06-13T22:27:00.000+01:002006-11-13T22:41:04.222Z

Well, things are rolling on here, I's getting a nice little gut now, but it's still not put me off me shagging! Best thing now is I don't needs to worry about getting caught now. Deke's been having a ball, football and with me, it's been lush having him around even with all the footie on, it's been nice to get a sight about what married life (gulp!) will all be about. I can't believe in 6 weeks

Chav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305148934887409916noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11228594.post-1149260130699466132006-06-02T15:44:00.000+01:002006-11-13T22:41:04.113Z

I can't wait for the football to kick off, if only because it means Deke is going to be here for the first couple of weeks as he's taken them off to enjoy it. Now I knows most of my fellow Welsh will look in horror at the title of this post as they all hates the English. I get really upset by this, they just shows their ignorance of history and the world and stuff, we should all just love each

Chav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305148934887409916noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11228594.post-1148648626907336512006-05-26T13:51:00.000+01:002006-11-13T22:41:03.976Z

Haha! Did you see this! They Tango'd Swansea. That'll teach them for the times the Swansea Jacks came here to force us to learn Welsh! If I was Tango though, I'd be suing SONY right now as it looks as though they ripped off that Tango advert, which is a bit naughty.I've been sick as a pig this morning. Deke's away for the weekend and I'm gagging for a fag. I's stopped smoking in the days though.

Chav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305148934887409916noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11228594.post-1147085979752227182006-05-08T10:54:00.000+01:002006-11-13T22:41:03.868Z

Alright friends, I's been feeling a bit crap today - morning sickness. Things is going ok so far with babs, we's not had a scan yet but we will be. I's doing my best to keep the baby healthy, I's only smoking extra lights now and have cut my drinks to weekends only.Deke has been a star, he's spoiling me rotten when he's here. He's out on the road a lot recently to earn extra money for the baby,

Chav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305148934887409916noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11228594.post-1145974780596230032006-04-25T15:05:00.000+01:002006-11-13T22:41:03.751Z

It's all go, Had a lush weekend with Deke before he drove off into the sunset Monday morning on a week long trek across Europe. Suppose it's nice in a way having intense time then a break. I'd better get used to it, he shows no signs of letting up and won't be eligible for pension for another 10 years.As it happens, we got the ring! It's lush, it had a fiver off as well so it was a bargain.

Chav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305148934887409916noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11228594.post-1145443312047737182006-04-19T11:41:00.000+01:002006-11-13T22:41:03.578Z

Oh my what a couple of weeks. The casts came off yesterday, and despite very weak and thin looking wrists, I can now use me arms again! Tia's off tea and crumpet duty, Tyson's able to get on with the bodywork and building up the rear spoiler on the Saxo and best of all, no more baths from Ashanti.And the amazing stuff doesn't end there. Big news. Big! Big! Big! News. Deke has proposed to me and

Chav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305148934887409916noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11228594.post-1142254145207991062006-03-13T12:40:00.000Z2006-11-13T22:41:03.451Z

I see that a few Americans have been visiting the site after reading about us at the New York Times (was that the one Superman was a janitor at?) So I'd like to say G'day Cobbers in true west America style! Throw a shrimp on the barbie and come on in!I'd like to point out there is no Burberry here other than that you can buy - here's some nice stuff for you if you loves the mighty 'Burb like what

Chav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305148934887409916noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11228594.post-1141922967064947162006-03-09T16:49:00.000Z2006-11-13T22:41:03.330Z

Remember me? Phew, its been a good few weeks since I talked to you. I have to be honest, its been a rotten past fortnight for me, this is the first time I've been able to share it with you.After the joys of Paris on Valentine's Day, Deke decided to spoil me some more and to take me on a trip down to the Gower in Swansea as it was the weekend before me birthday (February 27th). We had a run down

Chav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305148934887409916noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11228594.post-1140113732035745312006-02-16T18:14:00.000Z2006-11-13T22:41:03.212Z

Ah, back down to earth with a bump. Had a lovely Valentine's Day trip to Paris with Deke, and now I'm back home on my own and he's off on some long distance haul to the Switerzerland region of Germany. Won't see him till after the weekend either.He really is a gentleman. I can't say enough about this, I don't think I've ever met a man so considerate and nice to be with. He's one of the few men

Chav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305148934887409916noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11228594.post-1139876064291308352006-02-13T23:42:00.000Z2006-11-13T22:41:03.087Z

Oh wow, what a great week, me and Deke have just been at it hammer and tongs and going from strength to strength. I feel like Craig David is singing to me everytime I look at Deke's handsome face. I just haven't had a chance to drop in since.Well, its almost Valentine's Day, and for a change I'm actually doing something romantic other than doing it in the car park at the Plymouth Arms after a

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