tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11135493.post-64861865377697387782008-05-09T06:08:00.000Z2008-05-09T06:08:00.000Z//"Sir, you were travelling at 30 mph over the limit."//<BR/><BR/>Creationist: You use your speedometer to calibrate your speed gun and your speed gun to calibrate your speedometer....there's no way you're anywhere near accurate.<BR/><BR/>Cop: No, I don't do any such thing.<BR/><BR/>Creationist: Besides, nobody has ever gone over 10 miles per hour before, because that is the maximum speed limit of the universe.<BR/><BR/>Cop: No, the maximum speed limit of the universe is actually 186,000 miles per second.<BR/><BR/>Creationist: It says in the Bible that Jesus rode on a donkey into Jeruselam.<BR/><BR/>Cop: Okay, you've had 1 too many Bible studies in your life, I'm taking you down to the precinct for being an incompetent fool.Quantum_Fluxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09383025356536602044noreply@blogger.com