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N-N-N-Notes

2009-06-13T01:21:00.000-07:00

Tomorrow: Helena, my dick is huge.
Later: Rec recc reccords
Always: ringing in ears from drinking

Can Orlando pull this off? I think so. Kyle tells me that no team has come back from an 0-2 record in the NBA finals, but I watched the Penguins take it to game seven in the Stanley Cup after losing their first two games to the Redwings(check facts when your dead).

Also...
The Tigresses were able to slay the mighty Duckz in round 5 of the world fuck fuck fuck fuck tuuuube.

wheels for kev

2009-04-16T12:56:00.000-07:00

hi kev, here's yur wheelz.

the file for the printer: wheels.ai

da wheel:

Love,
Dan

rude toast

2009-04-14T22:31:00.000-07:00

brought to you via google translate:

yo skinners. a poem.

New things, old things
costs of things, cold things
pretty pretty pretty pretty
pretty pretty sits Pretties

Evven when can we play a show for Love Cathy and the Iron Cobra? I have ants in my pants man! Max, Cory, Jordan and I and others have been the composition of songs with guitars and shit. We play up their flight. to shake the rafters! In case you did not know we have a group! Our songs are some more length in 2:00 my man. These songs do not mesh with your taste in music, I am sure. lets get together and do it!

Nighty night haha fags.

Love,
Dan

2009-01-21T17:38:00.000-08:00

My head still feels like its full of styrofoam. I've resorted to taking hippie medicine, which so far has had no effect. I bought this tea with my last $5 that claims to help you sleep. I drank three cups of it yesterday and I was awake all night with "restless leg syndrome" I don't think I would have ever had a problem with this ailment if it weren't for the pharmacuetical companies on the T.V. who invented it. I'm also taking vitamins and echinacea which will hopefully at least have a placebo effect on my head.

I just transferred some funds to my bank account, so I think I'll be taking a solo trip to Missoula this weekend. I want to skate that park I've heard so many good things about. I'll probably sleep in the back of the van, since I keep a couch back there.

tra la la

2009-01-17T12:26:00.002-08:00

I think I'll start my blogs with a picture of myself from now on, that expresses my current mood.

When is the next Love, Cathy show? I'm "hot to trot" on out of Bozeman if you know what I mean.

Let me know how you like this band

A Paper Cup Band - Midwestern Post Sarcastic

Don't tell your friends cause this isn't legal, but I don't think the band would care that much.

I'm gonna start putting away some money for spring break so I can afford the best Entertainment if I make it to California. I don't know where I'm going to get the money though. Another fun option might be meeting up in Vegas, baby.

seasonal delight

2009-01-14T20:56:00.000-08:00

we did a couple of jumps today on the Wilson hall manual pad. They were limited due to gravel and wetness but we worked around that. I think moving around a little bit might have shaken loose some of whatever is filling the cavities in my head. I'm working on a video game for my thesis project and right now the theme is pissing gnomes. I don't plan on keeping this theme but the more I work on it the more attached I get. If you have any really great Ideas for a video game let me know. They can't be too complicated though because I aint that good at makin da games. I'm only making one because it sounds like the funnest project I can think of. I might start a separate blog just for the projects progress but I'm not sure.

STINK LINK O DA BLOG
craplinks.com

A pre-empt

2009-01-13T17:41:00.000-08:00

Here comes a special time, when I blog.

I've been readin lots of blogs on my ipod and taking notes about what makes a good blog. A good blog needs to contain relevant info about what is going on in a certain niche that I consider myself a part of. for example I consider myself a part of such niches as "Indie Music" and "Skateboarding" and "Graphic Design" and "Informed citizen doing his part to stimulate the economy". Blogs that make me feel more connected to my niches are "hipsterrunoff.com" and "Crailtap.com" and "" and "BBC.co.uk rss feed". When I go to these places I feel like I'm rounding myself off a bit, or cleaning up some corners where I'm not sure about how to feel about certain things. For example, I saw the cover art for the new Animal Collective album and thought it looked like shit. I changed my mind about this shortly after reading a couple of blogs that allow me to appreciate their apparent "disregard for my personal opinion about their music or cover art". I am now regurgitating what I read in a blog semi-unconciously and changing your ideas and maybe making you think about your influence on other people on the net.

I haven't blogged for a while because I was worried that I didn't have any original ideas to add to the net. This is silly. I am coming to realize that if there ever was an original idea on the net we will never know, because it will get recycled a thousand times instantly. So I think I'll be doing more blogging, regardless of how irrelevant the blog is. Here is an original thought:

my fucking head feels like its been full of fluids for over a month now. Every time I wake up I feel like I'm going to fall over.

I would like to see more blogging from my friends on the left and right because I don't know what is happening around towns. If you're wondering whats happening around here, I'm sitting in bed and everybody is coming back from winter break for schools. I'm going to be all graduated in spring, and I so far John's "solitary confinement" option seems like a decent one. If you have good Ideas for me share them because I just can't make decisions for myself anymore.

Also I don't think the site will die untill Feburay. The site's hits are down 33%, in case you care.

sick house

2008-12-08T17:43:00.000-08:00

Blogging is hard when you just don't have anything interesting to say. I'm not even sure why I'm doing it right now.

Should I link up the Love, Cathy album?

new ride

2008-11-08T19:15:00.000-08:00

Chill day. Economic woes abound. Just buy stuff. Buy anything, and Everything. It's the only solution. Obama will tell you that soon.

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My new ride is the ugliest skateboard in history.

comin' in hotlinks

2008-10-27T12:20:00.000-07:00

Well I went to Seattle last week, and it was dope. I went to Neumo's and saw The Notwist, whom I might recommend to you. I wish I had something other than a camera phone for documentation, but you'll get the idea on the myspace page if you give one shit. I also skateboarded a little. The first night we were there we skated downtown to a pub. It was really fun doing ollies over manhole covers and grinding curbs, but the best part of skating in Seattle was the lack of aggressive people in the city, at least on a Monday night. Later on in the week we hit up Lower Woodland Skatepark, where I skated like a little Nancy Pussy Boy as usual. Nothing else happened.

Lets see if I can dig up some web treasure for you.

Indian Bummer

2008-09-29T18:55:00.000-07:00

Me and Jerry Seinfeld were having a bad twilight on the boardwalk. The whole cast of the show were there with us, waiting for the battle ships to come into the bay. It was eerily quiet and I had a sneaking suspicion that the ships were nothing more than little models no more than 30ft away, but the dim moonlight and fog were obscuring their form. It had to be a trick. Why else would there be little foam ships just beyond the furthest beams supporting the boardwalk? Why were these people acting so afraid?

From below, the ships looked like blue whales slippin' silently through da luminescent waves. They were riding a current of impending doom... carryin' loosely attached warheads. When the torpedoes accidentally launched they looked like spooky angels wearing glowin' robes.

George was the first to run across the beach towards the parking lot. I don't remember the rest of the dream.

I went skating tonight on Kurt's board. Kids were trying to jump over some dumb barrel. I was more about my usual step up flails. 80's all week. VP debate. Be there.

lotsa!

2008-09-16T19:46:00.000-07:00

Hey guys. Good news. We've been getting some tame ass footage for "slow down". Only the most exotic and pixelated locations and maneuvers are being documented. If you liked "me pene es grande" you'll just adore our newest offering. You'll die when you see the cute moves I've got on my phone. Brandon, if you're out there, send me those awesome shots we worked so hard for so I can figure out how to use iMovie to destroy any scrap of respect we had left.

On a more personal note, It turns out I've got a smattering of the old "Bronchitis". But don't celebrate yet Airtime Estrada, I procured an inhaler today the opens up my lungs wider than a meat pocket at a gyno. You know what that means... I'm going to claim all of the precious prizes at the Showdown without any respiratory hindrance.

I'm going to use google translator now to tell everybody how sad they will be on Saturday night.

you want your mother never had you, when you skateboard with this

Santa Cruzin'

2008-08-28T17:59:00.000-07:00

We've been sitting around for the last week doing nothing. If you count sitting on the beach all day and going on roller coasters and skateboarding and driving around and swimming in the ocean and getting sunburnt and upsetting Brandon's landlord and coughing from whooping cough and eating pizza and going to a black francis show and playing video games and doing guitaring as nothing. Santa Cruz is really cool. If you think Missoula is weird you should come here. people here seem to think riding on waves is fun, but it looks like too much work for me. I've been getting non-skateboarding footage for slow down. my part is going to be a "progressive multimedia experience". pictures later

Flight Booked

2008-08-11T20:52:00.000-07:00

I just got my aeroplane tix for a flight to sunny CA, where I'll be considering my life-options. Brandon has decided on a Santa Cruz life-option, with physics and neverwinter bonuses. His decision comes at a dire cost however. He will be very fucking far away from the usual bros and he'll have to make friends with hippy surf brahs.

I propose we ease the transition with a balls-out weekend long Brando-Binger in Missoula this weekend. Why Missoula you ask? Because its fun in Missoula and I want to really finally get out of Bozeman for a weekend (no more solo-pseudo-soul-searching-one-day-trips-to-Helena). We could all wear costumes and spraypaint penises all over downtown to really send him off right. Even if this turns into me getting "waisted"(which is like wasted, but it involves a waist) and arrested for vandalism I will still be primed proper.

Any ideas?
should we just party in Bozeman?
does everybody really care more about their girlfriends than Brandon?
is somebody in Missoula willing to have their house destroyed?
what would be a good theme for the party?
is this a pipe dream?

Flirtenn, Chattenn, Singles...

2008-07-13T13:24:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was the best day ever. I woke up at noon and went to the park. World Boards put on a game of skate with tape and a megaphone and the whole works. Noseslide jerk made quick work of me with heelflip variations from another world. I recovered from my loss by eating cosmic pizza and drinking beer. When I was finally able to unbreak my heart, I skated some more with Matt and Brandon. Thats right, I said Matt, as in Daddy. We all did fucking flails off of the step up for hours and hours and got drunk and sunburnt. I think we sat on the back porch for a few hours after that and then ate hot dogs. The rest of the night is kind of hazy, but I'm pretty sure we jammed out for like 5 hours. Max bought a new hat, and shoes.

Tag, Fag

2008-07-03T22:17:00.000-07:00

we walked downtown, and everybody hated us. I wish Brandon would have been there to teach those bitches some physics. BTW I think I've been having fun every day for the last month. FANCY THAT. Is anybody going to Confederate Gulch this weekend?

And Now, a Selection from the Catacombs:
http://www.wherearethedogshumping.com/

danmakestheshittiestblog

2008-05-31T23:28:00.000-07:00

HelFuck Johnlo, This is my shittiest blog.

I have imbibed alcoholic liquids and I'm trying to sound "with it". First of all, I would like to say FUCK THE INTERNET. It's a fad. In ten years this shit won't even exist. Yeah, that's year 2018 and it will be completely fucked. You'll be buying chicken eggs that were hatched by 17 year old virgin human females. They'll be taking some extra-terrestrial steroids that get deep down in them ovaries dawg. That shit will fuck with nature for sure. The internet will only exist in the Amazon rain forest (which is exactly where it does not exist now). If you want to get the "internet" in ten years, you'll have to pay with the outer layer of your own skin, But only the outer layer. anything beyond that will be double, and people will sacrafice their infants for the nets. One infant will be worth roughly one half, or quarter adult human skin layer. That means if you want double the amount of internet access that you get for your own outer layer of skin, you'll have to birth four babies and put them in the shredder. Yeah, that's what it is, a fucking shredder. They take whatever cells they can get and grind that shit up into a paste, which they feed to Filipino children who manage the "Nets". The nets will only contain news pertinent to young Filipinos, since they will be the only organisms plugged into the "Paste Feed".

If you don't like me then FUCK YOU

Love,
Daniel P. Quinn

P.S.
Every band that played at Sasquatch can suck my dick.

job, bob

2008-05-16T12:35:00.000-07:00

I getted a job. its gonna be here at massivestudio.com. JK its actually at this place called massivestudio.info. dis job will be hella work and hella learning.
Welcome to summer!@

MONKEY MONKEY

2008-05-12T21:21:00.000-07:00

this will probably crash and burn in about a day, but I'm learning.

untitled

2008-05-07T16:20:00.000-07:00

I'm starting a new band. I don't know what its called yet, or whos in it, but its gonna be dope. I'm not gonna write the songs or sing, I'm just going to play synth. I think a good name for the band would be "pig fucker". or "Christmas Meltdown". or "Rat Fantasy". or "Dallas French and the Tuff Luvers". The lyrics will no longer revolve around robots or outer space. They will focus on real heart touching subject-matter like disease and famine and sunsets. I won't write the lyrics though so those are just guesses.

FUCK SNOW

2008-04-24T09:01:00.000-07:00

So I woke up about half an hour ago and thought "Ahhhhhhhh, what a wonderful world! I think I'll ride my bike down to the bank and maybe even skate a little before work at 1:00." Then I looked outside and cursed God himself for being a douche bag and shitting poison all over the earth. I'm moving away asap.

here you go John.

four seasons

blog break

2008-04-20T22:48:00.000-07:00

uhh. The weather turned into shit today, so I worked on stuff. There's nothing wrong with working on stuff, unless you're not getting paid for it, which is kind of what's happening to me right now. I've been trying to chase down this lady who I did a logo for. It was finished 2 months ago and she still hasn't paid up. "Its in the mail" she says. Sure. Its been in the mail for 2 weeks.

When I finish school I'm moving to Santa Cruz to hang out in the green room and work at a taco place. Oh my precious youthful fantasies.

P.S.
Fuck grammar.

fontagney

2008-04-07T16:33:00.000-07:00

Would somebody please suggest some good music for me? I feel like a lost child in a gas station. I need guidance. I've tried listening to some punk music but found myself yearning for structure and melody. Maybe I'll check out Bruce Springstein. Yeah, I will.

I feel a poem coming on:

Futtuuu, Futtaaa
lemon, phlegm
simon, thyme
Rols Royce, James Joyce
Titties, Lips
Jar, Feces

Feces...

Feces

So maybe we're going to Missoula this weekend or some shit? Only thyme will tell.
http://randomwebsite.com/

Who's That Boy?

2008-04-02T23:10:00.000-07:00

site lives.

2008-04-02T10:54:00.000-07:00

Since this site is so wildly popular, I've decided to put ads on it. I hope to put the maximum number of advertisements possible everywhere on the page. Unfortunately google won't let me advertise pornographic sites. Just wait.