mean ol' meany

Good Lord, There are no Ethical Leftists

2009-11-24T09:56:00.004-06:00

It never ceases to amaze me that there are still people that promote leftist ideology when the facts ALWAYS point to them being stupid, inane, misinformed, irrational, and criminal. The ridiculous notion that leftists refer to themselves as "The Reality-Based Community" would be laughable if they were not so dangerous to the rest of us normal folks. While those of us that provide for ourselves are engaged in acts to support our families, build our businesses, and carry the rest of the friggin' WORLD on our shoulders, those on the left are actively seeking to take what belongs to us and give it to people that contribute NOTHING to the betterment of humanity.

Enough is enough, folks.

Currently in our United States Congress, there is legislation that is winding its way through committees and shall bring to a screeching halt ALL of the progress that has been made in the last few centuries. And this legislation is based totally upon the falsification of data perpetrated by a very few corrupt, anti-human weasels. One of these weasels is NONE OTHER than Barry Obama's "Science Czar." This is BAD, really BAD for normal folks like us that are simply trying to make it through this lifetime with a smile on our faces and joy in our hearts.

BUT! Lefist "SCIENCE!"

Those of us that do pay attention to what is going on with our government knew that Barry Obama was a corrupt, idiotic, Chicago Democrat that offered nothing to support the causes of freedom and liberty, but we simply assumed that he would go the way of his intellectual better, Jimmy Carter, and not screw stuff up too bad because of his utter incompetence. I think that we were wrong, now.

Even though the Barrystream Media jumped at the "Global Warming Deniers" bait, they are all but invisible when REAL INFORMATION comes out that PROVES the AGW nuts are liars, crooks, and criminals.

In case you are unaware of exactly how ridiculously stupid these folks are, they think that teenagers are responsible decision makers. Just reading that statement makes me laugh at the asinine implications of what passes for intelligence on the left.

President Obama, The World's Smartest Leader EVAH™!

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Four Days, No Post

2009-11-23T15:00:00.002-06:00

I missed College Gameday and have not paid too much attention to the news. If you have me as a FAILbook buddy, you might have seen some links and junk, but I am out of pocket mostly until the end of this week. Here bees some links to tide you over.

Al Gore is a moron.

Al Gore is a moron, AGAIN.

AGW is a FARCE.

DC is overrun with STDs.

Idiocy is CONTAGIOUS.

If you are still working, Obama saved or created your job.

Obama has also RESTORED the United States standing in the world.

ACORN loves child prositution. Part EIGHT.

But, I guess child prostitution is not profitable.

China thinks that their ideological brother, Barry Obama, FUCKING SUCKS and his wife is as ugly as a mud fence.

Universal healthcare kills people in Great Britain. Part eleventy million.

ObamaCare is ONLY half a trillion in higher taxes and it gets us shittier medical services. Sounds good to me.

I swear I just cannot take much more of this stupidity coming from our government. Who the Hell elected these idiots?

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Fun with Idiotic, Moronic, Stupid People

2009-11-19T13:32:00.004-06:00

Well, it is official, the Lexington Herald Leader is not an objective newspaper. Seriously, when I woke up from my drunken stupor this morning, I purchased a paper while injecting massive amounts of caffeine from Dunkin' Donuts. This article was on the front page of the "Local" section.

Here's the whole article.

Um, Mrs. Boyce, your retarded son, Steve, is a danger to all Kentuckians forever.

The first thing that you will realize when reading the "news" item is that dem danged rich folks ain't paying like us poor folks. Strangely, the article goes on to tell why exactly, yet they STILL say that the taxes are disproportionate. Seriously. Read this.

Wealthier people do pay more in income taxes, about 5.2 percent of their income, compared with 1.3 percent for the poorest fifth of the population. But, Gardner said, the income tax is the only one designed to be progressive and does not offset the effects of the other two.

Rich folks pay FOUR TIMES MORE in income tax, YO!!!

Oh! And those other two? Property and sales tax. Now, how do you suppose that someone with a million dollar house pays LESS in property tax than someone that has a 100k house? Well, it is NOT possible, so what does that leave?

Sales tax. And the article goes on to point out that POOR PEOPLE BUY CIGARETTES more than rich folks do!!! For the love of FUCK!!! We told you that when you jacked up the cigarette taxes, you imbeciles!!!

This is a PERFECT EXAMPLE of how government perceives a problem, concocts a solution, and then everything goes to FLAMING FUCK in a handbasket because the government acted on something that was never a problem to begin with.

By the way, if you want to know what government's solution will be to this IMAGINARY classism, pick the craziest solution imaginable and that is going to be your answer.

Lemme give it a shot and you add yours in the comments.

From this point forward, all people, making less than 135% of the federally recognized poverty line, shall be given twenty cartons of cigarettes a month. All people, making MORE than 135% of the federally recognized poverty line, shall be required to purchase twenty cartons of cigarettes and deliver them to the State Poverty-Driven Cigarette Distribution Center on the first of every calendar month.

Hide and watch.

If you genuinely want to help poor people pay a more realistic amount of taxes, buy more cigarettes, but do not smoke them, just throw them away. Demand shall make the price go up, then poor people cannot afford them, and they shall be paying a more equitable portion of their WELFARE in taxes. FUCK POOR PEOPLE.

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WTW - Stuff I Own

2009-11-18T06:14:00.001-06:00

On FAILbook the other day I made the comment that I owned a tee-shirt that read "Mustache Rides $250.00" I looked for it, but I cannot find it OR my tee-shirt that reads "Trolling for Skank," but I do own this.

This is a Richie Sambora action figure. I paid FOUR DOLLARS for this gem. (Recently, too!) Please note that he is slinging the double neck. By the way, if you are under 13 years of age, NO! You cannot play with Richie. PUNK!

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Oh God! How I Love Morons SO!!!!

2009-11-17T22:04:00.003-06:00

No lie, idiots make me laugh like a ten year old looking at nekkid boobies. This is from a FAILbook group that one of my friends has joined.

Please understand that I am in the architecture field. Leftist idiots are the standard. Yes, I have plenty of friends with whom I must avoid any type of substantive conversation. As long as we are talking about what kind of music we like or what beer to drink, all is well. When we talk of philosophy or politics, I must shun them, it is too much like talking to a fucking stump.

Anyhoo, this group was formed to fight churches that disagree with gay marriage. Y'all probably know that I think that government should NOT be in the marriage business at all. They only have those filing statuses for tax collection purposes. And there is a TAX PENALTY for marriage, by the way. The deduction is LOWER for married couples, but Hells to the NAW! They are too stupid to know that.

I am just curious to know what THIS CHURCH is going do when they lose their tax exempt status though. And where exactly do Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton preach again?

When are the SMART lefties going to run these morons off?

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Drive-By Blogging - Folder Cleaning

2009-11-17T19:34:00.003-06:00

I am heading outta town again tomorrow, do y'all think that maybe y'all can keep friggin' Deion Sanders from coming out of retirement while I am gone? Is that TOO MUCH to ask of y'all, MY FAMDAMILY?

Anyhoo, I gotta do come folder cleaning to get the news out there for the six of y'all that read this Headstone of FAIL. Oh, notice that even though I have not been posting regularly and traffic is falling for the past month, the rank of this blog has been INCREASING in Mississippi? I even remember back when this was the number one political blog in Mississippi even though I consider this joint a HUMOR blog.

Just so you know, the biggest news in the country right now is the fact that despite sucking unlimited bags of dicks at playing footbaw, THREE-LOSS uSCCC is STILL ranked in the BCS!!! Please make a note that NEVER-EVER ranked Stanford, the team that beat the absolute tee-total mortal SHEE-IT outta uSCCC this past weekend, is only ranked ONE SLOT above uSCCC. Seriously, please, wha...da...fu...?

This week in college footbaw in GRAPHS. Enjoy.

Now, with neither rhyme, nor reason, the linkdump.

You know what we really need right now with the Democrats destroying the economy with their lunacy? How about MORE TAXES? Where the Hell is John Adams when you need him?

What exactly are the stats on who pays the taxes, by the way? OH. Not good.

Guess what happens when unions run the show? PART I. They run off businesses? Dang. PART II. They run off businesses? Dang. Is there an echo up in this M-Fer?

Michelle Obama is friggin' HAWT. Especially when Stevie Wonder dresses her.

Barry takes a pretty picture, too.

Here's some more on Barry and his lovers in ACORN. Barry now has a "Erase All Past History Czar."

But, Barry is absolutely dumb as a bag of hammers. And dishonest.

But, do not worry, the Barrystream Media will cover up for Zebra Jesus.

Remember, the economy is in a Divine-Inspired Recovery. Well, yeah.

Concerning the "Stimulus," longtime blog buddy that has just now started blogging again, Steve B, kinda OWNS a calculator and crunches the numbers on this clusterfuck. Yeah, baby, these guys/gals/Barney Frank-like creatures are great for our personal wealth.

Speaking of Barney Frank, when the Party of the Morons is starting to write bad stuff about a prostitution-supporting, drug-supporting, embezzling homosexual, you know that it is time to go.

Speaking of Barney Frank, Joe Lieberman has gotten some enemies on the Moron-side of the political spectrum, too. Good Lord, Joe is as far left as you can get without falling off the edge of the world. Why do they hate him now? Because he supported The McCainiac? It should be illegal to be a leftie or either you should be locked up in the lunatic asylum.

Really, Basil kinda misses the point here. The reason to vote for Republicans is because our chicks are HAWT. NO. I only want the Congress to start UNDOING what they have done since my birth.

Um, maybe this media person is the one that actually coined the term "Teabaggers."

A United States sailor comes home from Kuwait. Dammit, I love dachshunds. getchur weiner ON!!!

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(Dead) Tommy 5 is on Craig's List

2009-11-16T07:36:00.002-06:00

*Click the image to see it full size*

And (Dead) Tommy 5 says, "Come buy these fucking blocks, you morons."

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College Gameday - Week XI (Week Eleven)

2009-11-14T09:14:00.004-06:00

STANFORD 55 - uSCCC 21.
The fun part? Stanford has a VERY good chance to go to the Rose Bowl. If Oregon loses, Stanford is IN. Bwahahahahahahaha, THE PAC-10 FUCKING SUCKS.

As usual, the College Gameday squad lopes off to watch a game that is a total mismatch of talent, but at least they are at the Tejas game in Fort Worth. Remember, the Big 12 South is actually FOOTBAW, so at least they did sneak in a game featuring ONE TEAM. The BCS third-ranked Tejas Cornilargo take on the Baylor Bears today. For your information, Baylor is ranked DEAD FRIGGIN' LAST in the whole Big 12 Conference. Number one v. number twelve! Let's get the College Gameday crew to this damned game, The Four Letter!!!

In case you missed it yesterday, NUMBER FIVE, Cincinnati eeked out a win against "No. 25" West Virginia. Also, on Thursday, "No. 24" South Florida got the mortal SHIT beat outta them by Rutgers, 31-DONUTS. Rutgers was the last team that was promoted like Cinci has been this year. Please remember, there are ONLY eighteen legitimate teams that should be ranked at any time in the BCS. Those are the entire SEC and the South division of the Big 12.

THE game today is Bammeroids v. We Suck. Why do I say that? Because Bammer can lose it ALL today. Da Gates also travel to beat~~off~~ the 'Cocks today, another game that has potential to get uSCCC or tOSU to the BCS Championship Game.

In other SEC news, Geaux Tigers have a BYE against LaTech at home, the Klan brings Rocky Top to their White Supremacy Convention, The Barn travels to UGA, and the Razorhawgs have Troy coming to their trailer. Dammit, Troy has a bitchin' Trans-Camaro.

Finally, the Hillbillies are at Vandy. THAT is the ultimate College Gameday trip. Fah reals, yo. *Yawn, THUD*

To check in on the other six teams that are legitimate BCS contenders, yeah, well, nevermind, the slate is BUH-UH-UH-UH-ORING.

Let's play some footbaw!!!

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As always, CROOM!!!

Swinging for the Fences with the CLUEBAT

2009-11-12T08:54:00.004-06:00

*Sorry for the utter link-whoring here, but I see no reason to just keep posting the same stuff about exactly how friggin' stupid a government-run medical system is and how badly it shall fail.*

I received an e-mail from a good friend of mine letting me know that his medical insurance cost just jumped by fifty-five percent. This is somewhat expected by most folks because of the attempts of the federal government to destroy the medical services industry.

Most people that are even remotely concerned about the state of medical services in this country are concerned about one thing, COST. BUT! Basing your rankings of medical services on cost only does one thing, it makes you place a price on human life. Sorry, that is kinda fucking stupid.

Contrary to the price rankings, the REAL most important ranking is the quality of medical services. The leader in this metric is not up for debate, the United States is the best system by far.

The people that try to discredit the quality of medical services in our country continually quote the WHO Report without even knowing what the standards are contained in that report. I have read the report and blogged about it numerous times. The standards set by the charter of the WHO was to PROMOTE government-run medical services. That is in the charter of the organization, people. That is their MISSION. Wonder which countries they find to have the "best" medical services?

When I think of what the "best" medical services would need to accomplish, FIRST on the list would be individual satisfaction. Secondly would be medical innovations. Guess which country is FIRST in these metrics? There is a shocker, huh? Want a little more on the innovation front? Try this.

How about a head to head comparison of medical services in the United States v. France? Well, other than the fact that there is not way possible to compare the two, let's do it anyway.

How about the comparison of the things that Democrats say about costs and the actual price for things? Strangely, we dodged a bullet by not electing John Edwards. I think that he is really the only person more crooked and dishonest than Barry Obama. Really.

Do you want to know why costs are accelerating for medical services right now? It is because the Democrats are destroying every last remnant of the United States and the freedom, innovation, and success of capitalism.

Here was one of my ideas for costs savings for medical services BEFORE the moves of the Democrats destroyed the medical insurance industry and those companies all started bailing out of the business.

Another comparison of the actual costs of government-run "healthcare" v. privately purchased medical services.

Holy SHIT! Barry Obama is one absolute lying mother fucker that doesn't have the most remedial grasp of mathematics.

My takedown on the "life expectancy" contained in the WHO Report. Folks, I think that the idea of a government-run medical system has been utterly discredited so many times that it boggles the mind.

When Democrats say that they want to take over the distribution of medical services, they are telling you that they want you to die. NOW. Defend your family with everything that you have against the murderers in the Democrat Party.

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Not Charity, Just the Right Thing to Do

2009-11-11T14:00:00.001-06:00

Today is the final day for this fund drive. If you have not given all of your cash already, pony up, RIGHT NOW.

*Check below for new posts*

I think that I am going to try to keep this post at the top of the page. Remember, I am an utter failure at everything that I do, so if it falls, gimme a reminder. Please keep in mind that I am stupid.

Anyhoo, give them all your money, yo. GO CHAIRFORCE!!!

Hopefully, there are new posts below.

Veterans Day - Salute

2009-11-11T11:36:00.003-06:00

The video speaks for itself.

Now click this.

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WTW - Truth in Advertising Lesson One

2009-11-11T06:11:00.002-06:00

'Nuff said?

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An Utterly Chaotic Linkdump

2009-11-10T15:48:00.006-06:00

Since I suck at timely posts, here are the rankings for this week's BCS along with the USELESS APee poll. And since y'all are all wondering just WTF these morons are thinking, you need to turn your own personal computer into a BCS computer.

Dude, I wish Iowahawk had not posted that, because I am already struggling to stay motivated to actually perform work that pays me some DUST. Now, I only have one million reasons to not do a damn thing other than play around with my own BCS computer. COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!

As is our wont to do, here is the Weekly Sunday Morning Quarterback post. As expected, Andy makes excuses for the Geaux Tigers, but lays it on hard with the Big 10 (11) and the FRIGGIN' PAC-10. And rightfully so, those conferences are not even good enough to field a wimmern's soccer team.

If you are a regular reader of this Temple to Mediocrity, you already know that we (smart people) back Basil's plan for a playoff system.

That solves all BCS problems, yo, get on it.

And the governmental lunacy continues.....

Our Moron President thoes hisself on the Diversity Sword. Please understand that my standard for moron is the clinical one. A moron is someone that possesses an IQ in the range from 51-70.

Why is it that so many people see the shooter for what he is, yet the Smartest President Evah (according to Chris Matthews) cannot see the absolute truth?

Um, how in the Hell can someone that has never seen combat suffer from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder? (More info in the links on that page, by the way.)

OH! You mean SECONDARY TRAUMA? Dammit, why don't you Barrystream Media types just say that Christianity and utter individualism killed those folks at Fort Hood? Same thing as what y'all are doing now, you fucktarded shitbags. It would still be lying and actually relay the message that you wanted to relay. No blood, no foul.

Of course when you specifically set out to kill in the name of Islam by screaming "Allahu Akbar" or whatever those murdering fuckers screech, OF COURSE IT IS NOT A TERRORIST ATTACK. SERIOUSLY. FUCK. ME. TO. DEATH.

Barry said that the Jihadist might have cracked from stress. Remember, the President is a moron.

Drake takes the President Shortbus to task for Barry's speech at Fort Hood.

In case you are wondering, YES, there is a Muslim problem in the United States. NO. Islam does NOT mean "peace." Obviously, it means quite the opposite.

Folks, we have some of the dumbest people that I have ever seen running this country right now. "Progressives" are wrong on every issue without fail.

Those "Progressives" in the news today include, Barney Frank who was present when his latest significant other was busted for growing dope in Frank's HOUSE. Please recall that Barney Frank also lived with another dude that got busted for running a gay whore house IN THEIR HOUSE. In case you are curious, Barney Frank is a Democrat Representative from Massachusetts, that just happens to be the Chairman of the House Financial Services Committee. And he is a fucking idiot, hence DEMOCRAT.

Another "Progressive" in the news today is none other than former Vice-President Al Gore, who was too smart to be President. He is found quoting his favorite philosophers, too. Oddly, they TOO are Marxist. Hey! SHOCKA!!!

While we are busting on the man that was too smart to be president, let's check out EVIDENCE that again proves that CO2 levels are being falsely reported by "Progressives." Have y'all all come to the conclusion that you simply cannot make all of this shit up?

On the "healthcare" front today, another "Progressive," Joe Lieberman, actually says that he will not support a bill with a public option. Maybe Joe is not completely retarded.

In more startling news, a "Progressive" becomes the most important First Lady in all of recorded history. And remember, her husband is a moron.

What happens if all of the sudden facts pop into your head and you leave the Idiot Movement? Well, they try to destroy you, like the Moron President is doing the country.

And if by some stroke of magic, you never leave the movement, what knowledge do you ever gain? Crowder shows you.....

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For Those That Cannot Join Us.

2009-11-10T07:53:00.002-06:00

Two hundred thirty-four years, today.

Thanks, Marines.

(Taps beer bottle on table.)

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Drive-By Blogging Linkdump

2009-11-08T09:52:00.003-06:00

(I stole this image from EDSBS.)

Since I am trying my dead level best to keep a positive frame of mind lately, I find no need to elaborate on these links, let's just throw them into categories and let you sort them out. Trust me, there is NO GOOD NEWS from DC, especially since the Moron Party pushed through the Bill to Kill the Citizenry last night. One moron that infiltrated the Republican Party in Louisiana also voted for it.

Medical Services News

Party of the Morons MORONS that voted against the Bill. Travis Childers (Dumbass-MS) was one of them. Please MS-01 people, do not be fooled by this guy's vote. He is simply trying to appease you long enough to lull you into continuing to vote for him. Get rid of this douchebag as soon as possible. Gene Taylor (Dumbass-MS) is truly the only Democrat on The Hill that actually has any intelligence and sometimes I wonder about him, too.

Sarah Palin responds to Barry Obama's lies about NOT funding abortions. Even thought this doesn't matter to me, yo. Look, abortion is FUCKING WRONG. The fact that we keep debating it does NOT make it right. Sorry, CHOICE? FUCK YOU.

In the bill the is language that FORCES you to buy insurance. If you do not, YOU GO TO JAIL. This has ALWAYS been in the bill. And penalties to companies that do not buy insurance for their employees START at a quarter of a million dollars. These penalties have ALWAYS been in the bill right next to funding medical services for criminal aliens, setting up a commission to determine what services you receive (death panels), AND funding abortions. These things has ALWAYS been in the bill despite what President Moron McLyingbiscuit has said.

Drake talks about the abortion funding. Of course, an amendment was also passed last night to refuse abortion funding, but trust me, the Moron Party shall take that out in joint sessions to mark-up the bill. If abortion is your single issue, you better start ringing the phone off the hook, because you are about to buy a bunch of dead babies with your tax money.

In a startling bit of news, the Republican "healthcare" plan, which President Morontard says does not exist, passed muster with the CBO. Saves money, promotes individual freedoms, and is a WIN-WIN all the way around. But FUCK that, let's destroy some shit.

And while the Idiot Congress is passing this huge financial calamity bill, the tax collections receipts are tallied. Guess what? Nothing has gone right in DC in over two years. Wonder what happened two years ago to destroy the economy and remove the wealth from the planet? Yeppers, Democrats took control in January 2007. Coincidental, right?

Economic News

Since the only thing that you hear on the Barrystream Media Reports is that the economy is on the rebound, I thought that I should pass on to you the little FACT that they are LYING. As you shall recall, this is a JOBLESS recovery even though President Buckethead said that his plan would keep unemployment below eight percent.

He was FUCKING LYING. No, he was NOT WRONG. Barry Obama is a Democrat, they only know how to do one thing, LIE.

TEN POINT TWO PERCENT UNEMPLOYMENT. Just so you know, it is STILL going UP, too.

Guess what the passage of the Moron Party's "healthcare" bill is going to do to unemployment? There can ONLY be one answer to that question unless you are an idiot. But, Hell! Let's just be shocked and amazed when unemployment continues to skyrocket against ALL the predictions of the Barrystream Media, mmmkay?

Wonder what is going to continue to happen to unemployment and foreclosures with all of the federal governments meddling? Well, of course, the EXACT opposite of what President Liar and his minions tell you. Seriously, folks, the Moron Party knows these things even before they vote for the legislation. BEFORE THEY VOTE FOR IT.

What else is going on in the economy? Well, could it be that everything that the Moron Party has done has increased the divide between the regular people and the Moron Party backers? What the media is doing is CRIMINAL in its intent. They are fully absolving themselves of their First Amendment RESPONSIBILITIES to promote their ideology. Shun them, let them fail. The Barry White House shall certainly bail them out and then you shall see first hand what is happening, there shall be no better evidence.

Most intelligent people know why the major stocks are gaining value, it is because the greenback is worth nothing. But, GOLD, aw fuck yeah.

Seriously, I cannot stand to watch this shit much longer. What are my options instead?

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Struggles?

2009-11-07T23:58:00.002-06:00

*Click it to see it big.*

Seriously, Flarda struggled with Vandy? There is not one single, solitary statistic that Vandy led in other than third down conversions. Vandy scored ONE field goal in the third quarter. Florida was NEVAH in trouble in this game at all.

If you really want to know who struggled today, it was uSCCC. Check the stats.

Maybe NUMBER EIGHT Oregon struggled.

Or maybe, NUMBER ELEVEN Penn State.

Seriously, who works for The Four Letter that is not a stark raving lunatic? It is like the Barrystream Media is trying to keep Barry in the top ten. Really.

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College Gameday - Week X (Week Ten)

2009-11-07T09:47:00.004-06:00

Scoreboard moved to November 14, 2009.

In keeping with the "Gotta Stay Away from any Footbaw that Matters" ploy of The Four Letter's idiot program, College Gameday, the dumbest footbaw guys in the country are holed up in Colorado Springs today for the um, uh, I guess the Army v. Air Force game. Is there another college in CS?

I am utterly certain that attending the game between a NUMBER 3 v. a NUMBER 9 just has no bowl implications at fucking all. Not to downplay the military game at all, but seriously, the Tennessee Body Shop and Hair Cutting College v. UGA game would seem to be more interesting.

Aw, what the Hell do I know? Let's watch some footbaw!!!

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OH YEAH! CROOM!!! (Sorry, We Suck has a BYE this weekend, nevermind.)

Simply the Smartest Folks in the World

2009-11-06T16:16:00.002-06:00

In keeping with our daily meme that Democrats are so utterly, insanely stupid, I link to two of the opinion posts from the idiots at the Clarion Ledger. Please keep in mind that the C-L is owned by Gannett News, the publisher of the inane USA Today tripe and is run by Ronnie Agnew, an absolute moron. To add insult to injury, the Op-Ed page is cobbled together by David Hampton, the writer of one of the opinions today.

First, the David Hampton piece. He advocates doing away with the death penalty because it is too damn costly. I addressed that asinine argument W-A-Y back when. If only I could find that post, I would link it here, but outta sight, outta mind. If I happen upon that post in the next few minutes, I'll link it. If not, know that it was the smartest thing ever written in the history of mankind. Because it was.

Then the C-L follows up David's moronic article with this one. Since we need to cut SPENDING in our great state because of idiotic Democrat policies, why don't we cut prison spending?

Really?

Lemme chime in on these two idiotic opinions from the Democrats at the Clarion Ledger. Government is tasked with ONE PRIMARY JOB, to protect the law-abiding citizenry. When the powers that be find the need to diminish the money spent on government's PRIMARY TASK, they are endangering the populace.

Wonder what could POSSIBLY happen to crime rates when these two idiotic ideas are incorporated into legislation? If a criminal KNOWS that they will not face the death penalty for murder, does that make them MORE or LESS likely to KILL? If a criminal KNOWS that they shall not be forced to serve minimally 85% of their sentence, do you think that will make them MORE or LESS likely to perpetrate crimes?

Seriously, this is just NOT rocket science, you morons at the Clarion Ledger.

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Philosophy - Hodge and Podge

2009-11-05T13:27:00.005-06:00

I have pondered this topic many times in the past. I have written about it, I have spoken at great lengths about it, and I have read much on the subject, but always, my philosophy and ideology drive my daily actions. Some refer to me as insensitive and uncaring, but that is because their interpretation of those words borders on the criminally insane.

What I mean by the insanity comment is that most people, that actually care about other people, want everyone to become successful and have the things that they need and want. The differences between the two ideological bents is the direction in which to achieve those ends. Currently, the "liberal" mindset is that no one can accomplish anything without great amounts of help from outside sources. The "conservative" mindset is exactly the opposite, they believe in the old adage, "Teach a man to fish...." which is a minimal amount of support and help.

Where this discussion leads is to the political divide that we are currently experiencing in our country today. Currently, and for the past two years, the Idiot Party has been running the show in DC, passing stupid legislation that has done more and more to swell the rolls of the poor and unemployed. There are those that deny this by pointing to President George W. Bush and his "mishandling" of things, but facts remain that the decline in the wealth of this country began with the passing of the increase of minimum wage that always gives us higher unemployment. ALWAYS. I called it, and the Barrystream Media is forever STUNNED that unemployment has skyrocketed with Bush's signing of that Moron Party legislation. Historical evidence that even having a minimum wage threshold is a terribly bad idea? Oh, just fuck THAT.

In the past coupla days we have seen both sides of the political spectrum talk about what Tuesday's elections meant. Lemme chime in on that.

They meant NOTHING. This FACT is simple to understand, too. Both parties have become parties of an activist government on two sides of the same coin. Both parties want to pass their pet legislation and swell the size of government. Although the Republican Party is the only one that actually has the ideology that works, they still make moves contrary to their desired end goal.

Please, Democrats are fucking morons. They always have been and they always shall be. There is not a single Democrat that is even remotely intelligent and they count on a stupid populace to get elected, hence their consistent dumbing down of our educational system. If you vote for a Democrat, you are just ignorant of mathematics, science, and history. Sorry, that is simply the truth. You can change that fact about yourself, but you have to want to gather the knowledge necessary to survive without everyone carrying you throughout your life.

In fact, our local paper has THIS to say about the economy. Can someone please tell me HOW THE FUCK extending unemployment benefits HELPS the economy? Can someone else please tell me HOW THE FUCK this passes our United States Senate without a single NO VOTE? There is not a single tidbit of information in this article that makes a single tidbit of frigging sense. The only thing that this does is DRAG those that are still working DOWN by saddling them with paying MORE to those that are not working. Remember, the government produces nothing that generates a profit, that money comes from those that pay taxes.

Furthermore, PROFIT IS GOOD. The current move in DC is to strip the profit motive from medical services and the subsequent businesses that support that industry. How can this possibly be GOOD? Currently, the pre-paid medical insurers are garnering a WHOPPING two point percent profit margin. Why even sell this service for that minuscule amount of money? NO ANSWER. But, let's get government involved because you know for a fact only the most intelligent and ethical people go into politics. Folks, insanity reigns supreme in our country right now because we have lost our DREAM.

Which brings us back to Tuesday's elections. True enough, Republicans did pick up state offices in Virginia and New Jersey, but the NY-23 national office went to the Moron Party with the help of the Republican that withdrew just days before the race. The Republican chose to back the Democrat over a more "conservative" candidate. What does this tell you? Refer to this prior statement in this post, "If you vote for a Democrat, you are just ignorant of mathematics, science, and history." I think that covers all the bases, huh?

As I write this post, reports are filtering in about an armed attack on Fort Hood, Texas. What are the possible implications of this with our current federal government? The first thing that you think, IF you are not an idiot, is that somehow Muslim terrorists have INVADED our military installations. This is not only possible, but it is FACT. There are Muslims in our military. The second thing that comes to mind, IF you are not an idiot, is that our federal government is staging this in order to clamp down further on our freedoms. Finally, you think that someone has lost their shit, but there are at least two people shooting, so that going nuts is kinda UNpossible.

Boiling this post down to one essential theme would be this; if you count on anyone other than yourself for your survival, you are a SHEEPLE. If you trust someone that you have never met, like Barry Obama, for your survival, you are an idiot. At some point in your life, you simply have to take responsibility for your own life and your own family. If you do anything less than this, you are surrendering your life to another, by definition that is SLAVERY. If you desire that subservience for you and your family, FINE, just do not try to drag me and my family down with you. Accept your shackles without forcing others to do the same.

Daily Links

Andy chimes in on the same topic, sans cussing.

Full Metal Patriot reports on average citizens standing up to the almighty federal government. You are NOT alone.

Right of Center bloggers pick their least favorite left of center personalities.

The federal government continues to destroy small business.

The federal government continues to destroy the housing market.

The federal government continues to remove money from the economy and from the taxpayers.

The federal government continues to keep private citizens from the debate on "healthcare." Nevermind that this private citizen was the former Surgeon General.

The idiot first family talks about their idiot family members. If the moron president really cared about "education," he would do something about it other than kowtow to the teachers unions. (Yes, even though the federal government should be outta the "education" business.)

This is CERTAINLY not a move in the right direction for our schools.

Neither is this. Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

Before you self-proclaimed liberals have a shit fit, watch these.

Dammit, these things just really sent me to the brink of sheer batshittery.

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Five Whole Days with No Post

2009-11-04T11:54:00.004-06:00

I think that five days is the longest length of time that I have ever gone without getting the voices outta my haid. But, today is the biggest day in the history of our great REPUBLIC and it must be recorded on this here blarg. In that five days, I have read minimally ten thousand blark posts and numerous news reports concerning our country. The Barrystream Media reports on our New Moron President are glowing, yet the facts are somewhat on the opposite end of the Truth Spectrum.

ONE YEAR SINCE THE MESSIAH WAS ANOINTED!!! Let's recap.

First, let's see what our "educators" think about the Obamessiah. Watch the whole movie if you can. I filled up a five gallon mud bucket (with what appears to be a dry pulled pork sammich) just from watching. If your kids are in public school, they deal with this bullshit daily.

Last night, while the Democrats were being roundly ousted from political life in areas where citizens had the CHOICE, the Barry White House enjoyed an HBO special about the most feckless, idiotic, moronic President in history. May we please ignore the fact that normal people utterly reject any of the philosophy that is followed by the idiots in DC?

During the last year, our standards have changed regarding what the ultimate woman must be. Honestly I have no idea what the standards must be now, because there is nothing about this "woman" that seems remotely attractive to me. Not her physical appearance, not her mental acuity, not her philanthropy, not her accomplishments, nothing about her makes her seem even mediocre. But, what the Hell do I know?

I have also struggled to figure out why anyone thinks that our President is even marginally intelligent since he believes is nothing but failing ideology and idiotic policies that have never even reached a modicum of success. Obviously, morons do not share my opinion. When someone tells you that another person is smart, try to take the time necessary to formulate your own opinion. Barry is the most cerebral? I think that "cerebral" just became an insult. Just for a small reference, Barry Obama is the Southland Tales President. His shall go down in history as being the administration that CAUSED the collapse of the entire system of wealth in the entire world and for centuries shall be known as complete an total failure. An "Obama" will be the future standard for sheer calamity and total destruction of all of humankind. The Final Act of Total Global Nuclear Destruction will be known as "The Obamacaust." Mark it down, I have spoken.

At some point in the future, Al Capone shall be forgotten as the media darling that he was in Chicago, and Obama shall replace him as the most corrupt GANGSTA outta the area. The media lies continue. What seems really odd to me is that anyone could see the true human cost of war by observing coffins for a photo op. The true human cost of war, in my opinion, will always be the families that are left behind to try to fill the void of the loss of a warrior. Maybe it could be the destruction caused by evil men, that follow an evil religion that is predicated on the tenets of death to all that refuse to follow. Or maybe the true cost is the ignorance and failure to recognize that calling a spade a spade is necessary to continuing our very existence. Islam does NOT equal peace, it never has, and it never will. When we will wake up and realize the truth about Jihad?

How about we send the most repulsive human being we can cull from the herd and send her to the heart of Muslim territory and let her tell those killahs that we are gonna roll over and pee on our bellies?

In addition, leftists do not respect the total human cost of any act of violence. But Hell, let's foment some fucking HATE up in this mother fucker, mmmmkay?

But luckily, we can now use the Obamessiah to determine what we should wear for the day.

The most important thing that is headed down the tracks in our future is the total government takeover of medical services. The first thing that I did months ago when this first started being discussed is take actual costs of a current government run medical program, multiply that number by the total number of people in the country, and arrive at a true cost. Total government costs of the program FOR ONE YEAR is in excess of 1.35 TRILLION dollars if the Party of the Morons gets what they want. The government cost estimators are getting closer to my number. Also, the folks that are charged with weeding out government corruption and fraud are now calling the "healthcare" bill what it truly is, THE WORST BILL EVER. This is a huge statement when all of the bad legislation is considered, but it is not far from the truth at all.

Ten things you should know about Speaker Pelosi's "Healthcare" Bill.

But, let's recap the history of medical services.

Since Nancy Pelosi is the greatest thing since a pocket on a tee-shirt, wonder how much money her INCREASE of taxes is going to cost us, the working families, in the long run? How about an increase in our federal tax bill of FIFTY FUCKING PERCENT?

In addition, how are things on the jobs front, since Barry Obama has been wrong about everything to date concerning everything? Well, he is kinda WRONGY WRONG WRONG WRONG on the number of jobs that he has "created or saved." And the ones that he can actually claim to have "saved" were in government, which produces nothing and creates ZERO wealth.

How is Barry's takeover of the housing finance market coming along? Swimmingly, by his standards, but by SANE metrics, that means it is an utter, tee-total FAILURE.

Since all of the failures this past year can be laid at the feet of none other than George W. Bush, when can we call Barry out of his mishandling of every single thing that he has touched? Can we do that now that he is ruining the "recovery" that was caused by George W. Bush? Remember, if it happened THIS YEAR, it was because of George W. Bush, right? Wonder why there is so much trading going on that the NYSE had to go to back-up servers? Strange that would happen in the middle of Barry's recovery, huh?

As a quick reminder, if you are Black, be afraid of the people in powah right now.

Here's a link simply because I lurve me some SCIENCE! As always, scientists ignore evidence that contradicts their religion.

The refusal of people to acknowledge real, concrete evidence reminds me of the FACT that PAC-10 FOURTH PLACE TEAM, uSCCC, sucks.

Also, this blorx predicted that the Ole Miss Klansmen would only win eight games tops this year. This means that they must win three of their last four, all while sucking and denying entrance to black folks. I wonder when the calls for the firing of Houston Nutt start?

Andy's Sunday morning Quarterback post.

Finally, in good news, in case you were wondering, YES!!!! Lobster Corndogs RAWK the entire world, especially when consumed in awesomatic company!

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2009-10-29T16:21:00.001-05:00

HOLY SHIT!!!! Jim Rome IS a midget!!!

2009-10-29T16:14:00.001-05:00

Still drunk posting. Holy FUCK! Woody Paige is fucking retarded! ESPN, you suck MSNBC style. Shit.

2009-10-29T16:07:00.001-05:00

I drank one DAMN beer and I am hammered! I love this shit!

Okie Footbaw - A "Rebuttal?"

2009-10-29T08:19:00.002-05:00

If you have read this site for any amount of time, you know that I like college footbaw. Since there are only eighteen REAL college footbaw teams in the nation, I harsh on those teams with regularity. It's called "trash talking" and it is good.

Sidebar: Calling the University of Southern California, uSCCC, is NOT trash talking, it is HONESTY. Their team has sucked since OJ Simpson went pro. Even when Marcus Allen was there, they sucked. If you see USC on this site, it means the University of South Carolina, a real footbaw team.

Anyhoo, I like true footbaw homers and I give them Hell about their teams, too, because the true homer can be honest about their team and give a real opinion. (Ole Miss Homers are the sole exception that prove this rule. They are dumber than Bammeroids. No REALLY, because at least the Bammeroids have something that backs them up, Ole Miss doesn't have that moral high ground, they tried to kill James Meredith, the Knee-gra!!!)

Anyhoo, anyhoo, two of the eighteen are having weird as Hell seasons and are struggling with the W-L columns. Tennessee is one, Oklahoma is the other.

Staci brings the true homerism. The consensus? That crackjaw Kevin Wilson!

(Um, Crack Jaw is a band from Detroit. No other references. Maybe it is a regional thingy?)

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Seriously, You Cannot Make This Stuff Up!!!

2009-10-28T08:44:00.004-05:00

*Click it to see the full thingy!*

When Congressman John Boehner, the Republican Party leader in the US House of Representatives, follows me on Twittah, you know that the world is about to change fah reals, yo. I am not certain that Boehner is actually the one sending out his "Tweets," but the reason I don't know is because I have not read any of them. Yeah, I added him anyway because I have been ignoring Twittah in the past month because they have still not gotten the bugs worked out from that DDoS attack on the dude in Georgia. And my RANKING has suffered tremendously, too.

But, the real reason I have not been involved in politics too much lately is because DAMMIT! the folks in DC make it impossible to take any of them seriously. The fact that they are debating taking over medical services should give you a damn clue. Which one of those pesky Constitutional Amendments covers that shit? Dude, check out what it says in The Tenth Amendment:

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

Not really sure how that affects the debate in Congress, but if there are more people that think medical services should be handled by the Fed than think it should not be, then there is something seriously WRONG with the philosophy of our citizens. What happened to the American Dream? Has it become to sit at home and watch Orpah all day long on your welfare provided DVD-R?

Get this, SOMEONE is going to HAVE to PAY for those medical services. I heard a dumbass on the radio this morning talking about how "healthcare" was free to her kids in Finland because they were enrolled in public school there. Yes, the fact that her kids went to "FREE" public school, entitled them to receive "FREE" medical services. Really? There are people that SPAWN that are obviously pretty damn stupid.

Just so you know, any plan that the Fed says costs LESS than 1.35 TRILLION dollars is NOT POSSIBLE. I ran the numbers going on nothing but the ACTUAL figures provided by current government provided medical services. This does not even take into account the ADDITIONAL eighteen to twenty-four percent increase in the contributions REQUIRED of the states to help fund these plans. Do you know what that means? Not only will federal taxes shoot to the damn moon, but state taxes shall have to be raised to cover the MANDATED costs at the state level. So, all figures that the Fed is throwing around right now does not even come close to showing the true, total cost of the programs proposed.

What is cheaper, government or private medical services? Well, Medicare administrative costs are greater than the administrative costs of every single private insurers costs COMBINED.

Maybe if the government would get rid of all the fraud that is committed, costs would go down? Nope, my number above doesn't even consider fraud, it considers only ACTUAL costs of medical services.

BOHICA!!!

If you would like a good illustration of exactly what the federal government does to justify itself, consider this. The federal government required banks to loosen their lending standards to achieve a more racially "diverse" group of investors. This led to the creation of sub-prime lending. This sub-prime lending practice led to the utter collapse of our economy. The federal government DID IT. Then the Fed took a bunch of federal tax money and propped up the economy the best that they could to keep all of those sub-primes from failing totally. Guess what the federal government is doing now? Protecting those people that are defaulting on sub-primes, which in turn is going to cause more banks to FAIL.

Let's recap.

1. Force banks to participate in bad lending practices,

2. ......

3. PROFIT!!!

4. FUCK.

Then what does the federal government do when they specifically cause businesses to FAIL? Well, of course they swoop in and take over those businesses and use tax payer money to bail them out. Does this seem like a good idea on any level? Force a business to fail, throw money at it to keep a failed business afloat (after actually causing the failure), then install idiots from the government to run that failed business.

By the way, for some reason the Left is considered the "Reality-Based Community." While this is certainly laughable, the new administration is taking that humor to newer, greater heights. But, Barry Obama is the SMARTEST President that we have ever had.

GREEN STUPIDITY....("Green" = Stupidity in federal government lexicon.)

Burn food.

Solar panel plant costs.

Religion and Moonbattery....

Damian eviscerates Richard Dawkins.

Larry David thinks that it is funny to piss on a painting of Jesus.

Klavin on The Culture:

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