tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-103699462009-02-20T22:54:56.302-08:00Vince AverillVincehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11895716040114065700noreply@blogger.comBlogger325125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10369946.post-82296893071949233082008-09-15T10:30:00.000-07:002008-09-15T10:31:07.211-07:00vinceaverill.infoGO TO VINCEAVERILL.INFOVincehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11895716040114065700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10369946.post-62181814479501352102008-08-06T09:16:00.000-07:002008-08-06T09:59:48.253-07:00mistakes, mistake, mistakesTHE EMAIL ON THIS SITE DOES NOT WORK. PLEASE CONTACT ME USING MYSPACE OR FACEBOOK. THANKSThe new site is so close to completion. Mark that as one of the reasons I've not been heard from. Soon....Meanwhile, this Sunday will mark the second anniversary of the show I produce along side Jesse Popp in New York City. Please join us if you are able. We've got a great line-up and the after party Vincehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11895716040114065700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10369946.post-26262392243532050952008-07-11T12:05:00.000-07:002008-07-11T12:10:36.722-07:00Attention PleaseTHE EMAIL ON THIS SITE IS DOWN. PLEASE CONTACT ME ON MYSPACE OR FACEBOOK.Vincehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11895716040114065700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10369946.post-57773076537534446992008-07-09T21:46:00.001-07:002008-07-09T21:46:45.488-07:00nonsenseVincehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11895716040114065700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10369946.post-5510525745357861932008-07-09T13:44:00.000-07:002008-07-09T13:45:16.395-07:00LAGHere's another preview of Friday night!Vincehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11895716040114065700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10369946.post-55365899791435175112008-06-30T08:51:00.000-07:002008-06-30T09:16:06.174-07:00ProgTHE EMAIL ON THIS SITE DOES NOT WORK. PLEASE FIND ME ON MYSPACE OR FACEBOOK. We've been through this, but I hate snakes! Can't look at snakes on stage or screen, in photos or in rubber toy form. There is no incident that lead to this, but the fact remains. I disclose this again prior to letting CNN.com know that the video currently featured on the main page of their site entitled "Giant SnakeVincehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11895716040114065700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10369946.post-1177686943179591702008-06-25T07:39:00.000-07:002008-06-25T09:03:02.303-07:00Beat that ThingTHE EMAIL ON THIS SITE IS DOWN. PLEASE FIND ME ON MYSPACE OR FACEBOOK. THANK YOU.Never, have I claimed to be an expert in the realm of Internet search but I'd be glad to meet the person who can locate any info on a dude from MC Hammer's old dance crew named "No Bones". He had a crazy triangle of wavy hair that came up of his forehead and straight to the Heavens. Him being called No Bones I'm Vincehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11895716040114065700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10369946.post-79105234945324559012008-06-06T06:11:00.000-07:002008-06-06T07:49:39.864-07:00JJJTHE EMAIL ON THIS SITE DOES NOT WORK PLEASE FIND ME ON MYSPACE OR FACEBOOK.Not One but Two fool hardy fools climbed up the New York Times building yesterday. One a Frenchmen in protest of global warming, the other a New Yorker trying to raise awareness of the dangers of Malaria.What's that now?The French guy who went first yesterday has climbed some 85 buildings all over the world. I'm guessing Vincehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11895716040114065700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10369946.post-52084276038704716692008-06-03T11:20:00.000-07:002008-06-05T08:59:35.232-07:00SlackingThe Email on this site does not work. PLease find me on Myspace or FacebookFor those of you not well versed in wearing $20 dress pants, there are certain pitfalls you should be aware of. The first and not very surprising side effect of cheap pants, especially those that look and feel like they should cost more, is inaccurate sizing. If you run up in K-Mart and get cheap pants you're likely to Vincehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11895716040114065700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10369946.post-86077690655087253722008-05-27T10:39:00.000-07:002008-05-27T10:41:06.412-07:00OctagonMJ loves MMAI'm out of New York for a few days getting fluffy on some good groceries.Vincehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11895716040114065700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10369946.post-2149341519088120602008-05-20T06:50:00.000-07:002008-05-20T06:53:35.550-07:00Sneak PeekVincehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11895716040114065700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10369946.post-84863115510878739162008-05-16T07:50:00.000-07:002008-05-16T08:15:01.246-07:00SHEED Come see me at the Greg Johnson/Larry Murphy show tonight!!!!! For real though, you got a few days off before the next series starts Yeah yeah, only explosive diarrhea could keep you away, I've heard that before Don't be cussin'. Come if you're free, you don't even live in NY I guess I'd prefer you don't. I'm not sure you know how to act in a comedy show It's not personalBe mad. But please Vincehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11895716040114065700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10369946.post-42770889991208196252008-05-14T06:48:00.000-07:002008-05-15T07:28:03.346-07:00POV HORSEPOWER I would have never spelled Hemorrhoids correctly. Is there an ounce of truth in the depiction of the treatment? This looks like a lost scene from the Beatles movie "Yellow Submarine". I can't believe that the mountains (almost identical to those featured in a flight simulator I had in about '86) representing the butt in this ad might be weirder than the hemorrhoid that has a mouth Vincehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11895716040114065700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10369946.post-9477866585247612782008-05-05T12:34:00.000-07:002008-05-06T11:10:05.281-07:00loose endsNo email found on this site will work in trying to reach me. For now please find me on Myspace or facebook. So lame. Correction: Jesse Popp's blog has not been seized by the Feds. It's right here My mistake.It's not been perfected but I did throw a few tracks from the Verve up on my MuxtapeVincehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11895716040114065700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10369946.post-90396666315592162772008-05-01T08:32:00.000-07:002008-05-02T11:23:37.037-07:00Godzilla!!!!!!!!!!The following item related to the above pic comes compliments of Jesse Popp, and because his blog was seized by the feds, I wanted to take the lead on this. Happy Birthday JW, you make it looks stupid, always!!!New York Yankee Hideki Matsui made a rather bizarre announcement the other day, notifying the press that he was getting married to a "a 25-year-old civilian and had formerly been working Vincehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11895716040114065700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10369946.post-18564317121735245392008-04-24T07:15:00.000-07:002008-04-25T06:26:42.896-07:00Always bet on BlackWow! Being sick is so fun! It's a feeling onto itself, not being able to breath out your nose and having to dodge snot spots on your pillow when you readjust your head throughout the night. I'd also be remiss if I didn't mention the glamor of using a warm wash cloth to break loose my encrusted nostrils in the morning. I apologize if you're reading this with breakfast. I don't get sick very often,Vincehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11895716040114065700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10369946.post-3828954778587326512008-04-16T10:39:00.000-07:002008-04-16T11:00:12.327-07:00there ain't no doubtI'm starting to see ice cream trucks. The one thing that for me, may reign supreme over seeing the skin of females as the greatest most best sign that spring is springing,and I will soon sweat all day everyday for yet another grime-factor summer in the dirty rotten apple. Mr. Softy trucks and chicks in their air out clothes. C'mon get you some. Jumped on a 6 train today and there was a dude who Vincehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11895716040114065700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10369946.post-43815646510637977362008-04-15T06:31:00.000-07:002008-04-15T07:23:48.744-07:00Inner WolfHey there old friend.Friday, July 11th is the date my Live at Gotham episode will air on Comedy Central. I'll remind you again but this should allow ample time for you to get your parties planned.Tonight, come to Rififi in NYC! I'm doing a set on my friend Kenny Z's show called Fat Tuesday. 8pm start.There is a 99.7% chance a major earthquake will strike California in the next 30 years. They Vincehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11895716040114065700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10369946.post-41930690783690518032008-03-28T06:38:00.000-07:002008-04-01T08:13:38.654-07:00Wish List LegitLegitNext Thursday and Friday I will be making my inaugural visit to New Orleans. Check me out at the La Nuit Theatre. Tonight April 1st I will be hosting at the 507 bar in Williamsburg. It's comedy with David R! 507 Grand st at Union within steps of the Lorimer stop. 9pm For well over a year I have used headphones that I hated from the moment I opened the package they came in. The Vincehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11895716040114065700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10369946.post-32950721283832230492008-03-20T09:16:00.000-07:002008-03-20T10:22:37.687-07:00It was all a DreamThe Dude stays relevant. Gives no pause to rocking the Etonic sneaks. He could have got it done in Spot Bilt, British Knights, LA Gear, Lottos, Troops, the list goes on.How can you have Earf Worms without any Earf? Walking home last night in the remaining rain that had fallen all day I noted a great number of Earf Worms on the sidewalk. But the there wasn't any Earf to speak of anywhere in Vincehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11895716040114065700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10369946.post-60721581003639985252008-03-15T13:24:00.000-07:002008-03-15T13:25:07.729-07:00TeethVincehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11895716040114065700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10369946.post-37536328779089162162008-03-11T09:09:00.000-07:002008-03-11T09:37:01.555-07:00Bombers BlowBilly Crystal is signing a one day contract with the Yankees and will play in a game this week against the Pirates!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!Take BP like every other celeb. Wow Bill, so much respect for the game. I guess you were the captain of your High School team. You did Direct the film '61. After their back up catcher had his wrist blown apart on a play at theVincehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11895716040114065700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10369946.post-209048111895351602008-03-06T11:00:00.000-08:002008-03-06T11:06:04.173-08:00White Boy ShitHere we have a video I was in about the '86 New York Mets. For those who don't know they liked to party, and win baseball games. Check out a book called "The Bad Guys Won" for a great read that's more like Hammer of the Gods than Moneyball.Spotted an elderly Asian woman yesterday sporting bootleg Jordan V's and a mini disc player that was anyting but mini. NYC!I'll be taping my stand up Vincehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11895716040114065700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10369946.post-72782326762390518572008-02-27T13:18:00.000-08:002008-02-28T06:53:39.817-08:00Nobody LeavesRegardless of how laid back a person is, how chill they seem, how unfazed they appear under stress, the one thing that truly will incite virtually any zen master, is having cuts taken on them. I don't care if you're in a line for root canals, there is something inherently violating about somebody stepping in front of you. I've watched the faces of the sweetest old ladies turn to blind rage at theVincehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11895716040114065700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10369946.post-71544897412640828672008-02-21T08:34:00.001-08:002008-02-21T10:04:08.766-08:00Bomb the BassTonight I will be at Julep on Ave A and 1st and Brainyaxe at Bowery Poetry Club both start at 8pm.Having myself enjoyed throwing rocks at a toilet in a land fill on more than one occasion in my life I can understand why top ranking officials within the U.S. Government would make the call to send a missile into space with the purpose of blowing up our own 'disabled' spy satellite. Breaking stuff Vincehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11895716040114065700noreply@blogger.com