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Bill Gates is retiring tomorrow, but still remains the chairman of Microsoft. I guess everyone wants to know how was Microsoft in the early days. I came across this page in BBC(from google news). Well, Microsoft and Bill Gates have made quite a history in the field of software industry. Nowadays, everyone in the college doing computers degree aspire to become the next Bill Gates. The pictures

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I got this transcript of speech made by Hillary Clinton in support of Barack Obama. I think its pretty good and inspiring and supportive. I think everybody should read it. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank you so much. Thank you all. Well, this isn't exactly the party I'd planned, but I sure like the company. I want to start today by saying

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Well, lots of changes happening in Nepal and I am not blogging too much these days. Lots of work to finish. I got a picture in my mail a few days back. It was really funny. Hope you all enjoy it as much as I did.

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Well, here I am back again. Shifted my office from Chettrapati to Jamal after 4 months of searching and 3 months of finalizing the new space. Quite a delay, isn't it? Well, the land lords of the new place are quite quirkey (as Steve Irwin used to say it ;)). But the place is good, the location is good, who cares about the landlord? If they start bothering too much, then I will start looking for

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Got this in a forwarded email. Thought it was worth sharing here. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For each and every problem there are many solutions but select which is simple, safe, less cost and easy to understand : Case 1 When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens wouldn't work at zero gravity (ink won't

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Got this as forwarded email. I hope everybody likes it. ------------------------------ 1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood. 2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out on the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all. 3. I will be unable to delete all

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I haven't had that many hits in my blog till now. Its on the Valentine's day I got the most. I guess people want to impress their partner with sweet poems. I have a post for that. I did it in 2006. I myself had no valentine this time. Was working all the day. My best wishes to all the couples out there for their better future and eternal love (ps I just read an article in a newspaper saying love

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How many of you had lego toys in your childhood? I never had one. I guess my parents couldn't afford it. Our children are more fortunate as we can afford a lego set for them. I do hope that it gives their brain a good exercise. Well, good news is that I learnt about it later also but have a brain for that. Lego turned 50 yesterday. For people who have closely following lego, here is a link (and

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A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "the bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot and cook you, eat you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die." The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." the chief gives him a sword, he

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The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. Nothing improves with age. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again. Sex has no calories. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. Sex appeal is 50%

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There was a little girl in the shower with her mummy and the little girl said "whats that mummy" and the mum said "thats a garage never let a limozine park in there. There was a little boy in the shower with his daddy, and he said "whats that daddy" and he said "thats a limo you can park them in a garage. The next day the little boy and girl were hanging out and the parents ran to the bathroom

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Pierre, a French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the river Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air, so Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!". So our hero grabs a bottle of red wine and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" shrieks Marie. "Well, my name is Pierre, the French Fighter Pilot, and

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1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED -- We are basically p*ssing in the wind. 2. EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM -- We just hired three kids fresh out of college. 3. CLOSE PROJECT COORDINATION -- We know who to blame. 4. MAJOR TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH -- It works OK, but looks very hi-tech. 5. CUSTOMER SATISFACTION AS DELIVERED IS ASSURED --

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A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and

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I came across this article in my igoogle. I think its quite a good one: -------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was the accepted practice in Babylonia 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based, this

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There is no end to Maoist atrocities. Once a thief, always a thief. This is another news about Maoists abduction and toture. --------------------------------------------------------------- Cadres of Maoist affiliated Young Communist League (YCL) abducted five persons including doctors and directors of the Biratnagar-based Nobel Medical College Sunday and physically tortured them for more than

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Two fellows have been at the bar now for quite a while, downing several mugs of beer, the first one had quite a bit by this time. They both look at the far end of the bar, in the direction of an unattractive woman who came in a while back. The first fellow looks back at the second fellow and says, "Ya know, that woman is looking better and better, isn't she?" The second fellow takes another

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After a long time, I found a joke that is really funny. Here is it for you: ---------------------------------------------------- After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, Banta and his wife Preeto decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each others throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw. When they

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Strange Sex Laws: In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm. It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex. In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. Pennsylvania bans oral sex while wearing low quality brands of

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A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in New York. The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered that her boss told her never to insult foreign dignitaries, so she decided to let him down easy. "I'll only

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I hope this is just another 1st April prank. --------------------------------------------------------------------- In an announcement that has stunned the computer industry, Ken Thompson, Dennis Ritchie and Brian Kernighan admitted that the Unix operating system and C programming language created by them is an elaborate April Fools prank kept alive for over 20 years. Speaking at the recent

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If computer languages were car! * C is a racing car that goes incredibly fast but breaks down every fifty miles. * C++ is a souped-up racing car with dozens of extra features that only breaks down every 250 miles, but when it does, nobody can figure out what went wrong. * Java is a family station wagon. It's easy to drive, it's not that fast, and nobody wants to drive it. * C# is a

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NEW YORK - What began as a ninth-grade prank, a way to trick already-suspicious friends who had fallen for his earlier practical jokes, has earned Rich Skrenta notoriety as the first person ever to let loose a personal computer virus. Although over the next 25 years, Skrenta started the online news business Topix, helped launch a collaborative Web directory now owned by Time Warner Inc.'s

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