Up Your Ego

Toilet Humour

2005-05-31T18:36:00.000Z

This weekend my wife asked me to do what is probably the worst job in the history of household jobs - cleaning the toilet!

In the process of doing so she asked me to put one of those silly 'clip to the side of the pan to make it smell nice things' on the toilet, you know the ones duck fresh or something - has a soilid green block thing inside a plastic casing.

Later I was having a wee and she said (typically) "Don't wee on the duck fresh" - women - that line (or variants of it) grates with us men almost as much as "Lift the toilet seat when you wee" and its sister "put the toilet seat lid down" - how about instead of relying on us moving the seat - you do it for a chance, when you finish doing a wee - lift it up so we don't have to!

Anyway - back to the point - when she asked me not to wee on the plastic thing I only had one response "If you put something on the side of the pan I'm GOING to wee on it - it's an in built reaction as a man - target practice!

It's like when there are skidmarks on the pan or paper on the side (dirty cow before you didn't flush properly probably - can't lift the seat OR flush) you have to try and get rid of them with the mighty power of the stream - it suddenly becomes a light sabre and you are Luke Pisswalker.

The long and short of the story - don't put things on the side of the toilet if you don't want us to piss on it - that and LIFT THE LID!

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Cancer and Stroke

2005-05-31T18:24:00.000Z

I've always been a non-smoker and I suppose you could lump in anti-smoking with that, although I do feel that people have the right to smoke ... just ... not near me.

If I have ever doubted the harmful effects of smoking then this last month would have thrown those doubts out the window and spat on them.

Three events have led to the re-inforcement of my anti-smokingness:

1) I found out a month or so ago that my aunty has breast cancer, she smokes and has done so all her life (well apart from the pre-teen bits anyway). However, other than that she is very healthy; she is a vegetarian, eats organic food only, uses alternative remedies where possible and is generally into good stuff. (she is only 40).

2) A friend I know in passing had a stroke, he smokes heavily and isn't particularly healthy but he is only 30.

3) My mum who for the most part is fairly healthy again apart from the smoking since she was 13 had a stroke and hasn't regained full movement yet (a week later).

I just wanted to share this with you, I'm not against people smoking if they want to and would NOT support an outright band (although I do support a ban in public places) I personally just don't understand WHY!

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Bring on the Brick

2005-05-19T13:49:00.000Z

My mum has a brick for a mobile phone - literally think the Nokia 3310 and add about a stone to its weight then you are getting near to the size of her phone - in fact pick up a small bottle of coke and that is about the same size.

Why does she carry such an enourmous brick about with her - because she wants to make a phone call and not have to worry about finding the button to call someone in amongst the million other buttons for making the coffee, building a house and writing a will.

That and the fact that she has crap eyesight and can't see the small buttons on 'modern' phones. I'm pretty sure she isn't alone in this - I personally like my phone to do just about as much as it possibly can (apart from play music - I have my iPod for that) and at the moment I have an nGage.

One UK company has already realised there is a maket for bigger, simpler phones that ... well ... let you phone people (and send text messages).

The company is called Retrophone, they launched last year and sel around 500 phones a month to poeple that want their phones to be bigger, tougher and simpler.

The companies founder Olly Pegg said that their customers are 30 to 40 with plenty of money but want a phone that carries out its original purpose.

Now one of the big boys are getting in on the act of Retro phoning.

Vodafone are launching 'Vodafone Simply' sometime this year that will basically be a very simple phone that does calls and text messaging with a simple transparent pricing structure - nice!

I doubt it will just be the old and refusnicks that jump on the simpler phone band wagon, surely it is only a matter of time before the mobile market follows the other big fickle industries - movies, music, fashion and computer games into the retro vibe with people harking for the highlights of yesteryear.

Just look lately we have had the re-birth of New Order, Doctor Who, Star Wars, Space Invaders, Duran Duran and wearing a suit jacket with jeans (lets hope shoulder pads and perms stay in the 80s).

There was a programme on SKY ONE yesterday refering to 'Generation Jedi' the kids that grew up with the first wave of Star Wars who are now in power around the world (in power refering to head of TV companies, countries and other influential people) - that's probably why we are experiencing a 70s/80s retro resurgence - god help us when Generation Spice (and crap pop) get in power in about 10 years.

Find out more in the Guardian article that inspired this post.

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Musical Meme

2005-05-19T11:55:00.000Z

Thanks Doctovee for passing me the musical meme baton, suppose I should participate so here goes nothing.

Total volume of music files on my computer:
About 10GB although if I deleted some of the TV shows sitting there I might have more room to put more of my CD’s on there, quit limited to a small selection of my collection right now.

Song playing right now:
I’m at work and being force fed BBC Radio Jersey at this exact moment in time and it is churning out ‘Just the way you are’ by Billy Joel, although if you read Random Selection you will see the last five songs I listened to on my iPod.

John Lennon - Borrowed time
Dave Matthews Band - Let You Down
Oasis - Stop Crying Your Heart Out
Beth Orton - Best Bit
The Coral - Run Run
Feeder - Dove Grey Sands

Five songs I listen to a lot, or that mean a lot to me:

Razorlight – Stumble and Fall
Beatles – Eleanor Rigby
Dave Matthews Band – The Dreaming Tree
The Buzzcocks - Oh Shit!
Sex Pistols – God Save the Queen

If I have understood these meme things correctly then one of the points of them as well as replication is also evolution and growth so I’ll add a question.

The song that turned me from ‘liking what your parents like’ to ‘have my own musical identity’:

Oasis - Cigarettes and Alcohol

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Crazy Giant Cows

2005-05-19T11:42:00.000Z

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Originally uploaded by Up Your Ego.

Herd of Charing Cross? by Jersey artist Nick Romeril features Jersey cows on huge banners that are being hung from shops and across the street.

Looks really impressive when you walk down the street seeing this massive imposing pieces of art over your head and all around you.

The toad was another recently commissioned piece of public art in Jersey that shows the Crapaud - the islands animal emblem.

More photos on my Flickr page.

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No2ID and The Thick of It

2005-05-18T14:42:00.000Z

The National ID system is bound to be passed by the UK government, Labour have a big enough majority to pull it off.

I'm not sure how I feel about it although I do have major concerns that everything about me, who I am, where I live, how healthy I am, how much I earn being available from one card and on a national register.

I've watched enough Yes, Minister to know it's not going to be all ha ha he he.

Part of the ID system will mean that people have to go down and sign up to be on the register - probably will be a legal requirment - 1 person doesn't want to do it but will only NOT do it if 3 million other people follow her.

"I will refuse to register for an ID card but only if 3,000,000 people will sign up."

Go to the NO2ID page on Pledge Bank to sign up or just read comments from people that have signed up.

Perfect.co.uk has a good explantion of why they don't want an ID card and their details on the register.

Speaking of Yes, Minister the BBC have finally released the last piece of the puzzle, now you can get all of Yes, Minister and all of Yes, Prime Minister - they released disk 2 recently.

Also on the subject of political comedy the new BBC FOUR sitcom from Armando Ianucci starring Chris Langham - The Thick of It - starts tommorow night and from what I've seen it looks like it is going to be a corker of a show.

About the Thick of It:
The Secretary of State for Social Affairs is having a meeting with Number Ten's Chief Political Advisor. There are a number of press rumours that the Minister is to be sacked. The Minister is told that none of these stories have come from Number Ten.

However, now they're out there, Number Ten would look weak not to sack him. So he's sacked. His replacement as Minister for Social Affairs takes office. And so starts The Thick of It.

Recently described by The Telegraph as "likely to take over from The West Wing as compulsory viewing for the political classes", The Thick of It - devised and directed by Iannucci - offers a less than flattering take on the world of British politics.

Described by Iannucci as Yes Minister meets Larry Sanders, the series unveils the inner workings of the corridors of power.

The series has a sort of semi-improvised feel to it so it looks like it is real - a sort of fly on the wall documentary combined with scripted drama.

Weblinks with more information on The Thick of It:
BBC Press Office
BBC Four
Telegraph
Guardian

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Frozen Ark

2005-05-18T14:14:00.000Z

A story running on BBC News is either shockingly worrying or stunningly fantastic - in fact I think it is probably both at the same time.

Forget Noah's ark this is Noah's cryogenic test tube. A laboratory in the USA is gathering cells from a variety of animals alive today so that if the species gets close to extinction they can be cloned and their species can be reintroduced.

According to BBC News Online, in theory, no species alive today should ever become extinct, as long as one of the dozen frozen zoos around the world has a cell sample, Dor Betsy Dresser, one of the 'Frozen Zoo' scientists said: "If we'd done this with the dinosaurs... the cells would be alive."

She is talking about the fact that the cells are deep frozen and their metabolic state basically ... well frozen so that they can stay alive - ready to be re-animated when needed - the cells can stay that way for hundreds of years.

The story explains how it works: "Once we've dropped it to the temperature where we know the cryoprotectant is like a slush, we can drop it instantly into liquid nitrogen, and essentially metabolism in the cells just stops."

I like the idea of a species never going extinct, I think it's exciting that we have the technology to prevent it but it is also slightly worrying that we have this technology as well - I can understand bringing back species that we (humanity) have killed off because of de-forestation, poulation or cold blooded killing for sport / warmth / food.

But it doesn worry me slightly that re-instroducing a species that we didn't kill, that died because basically that is part of the natural evolution of this planet might cause some kind of imbalance and tip the scales in favour of one animal over another and change the process of evolution.

Then of course I wonder if evolution has a plan/structure - and then think probably not - it's just survival of the fittest and if what we re-introduce is fitter than the species it kills of then tough on that species and that we could probably just re-introduce that and keep the cycle going - or we could just let things lie and let nature take its natural course.

Audubon Center for Research of Endangered Species

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Power Cuts Traffic

2005-05-18T13:36:00.000Z

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Originally uploaded by Up Your Ego.

Not knowing where to turn, cars fast approaching each other as traffic turns to chaos when the lights go out.

St. Helier had a power cut today and traffic lights were affected. This picture shows cars approaching each other at a four point junction that SHOULD let one road through at a time.

Fortunatly there were no accidents as drivers in Jersey are used to waiting for each other - we have a filter in turn system - when it works drivers take it in turns to go through.

BBC News Online (Jersey) covered the story that also includes reference to another power cut in Trinity after workers cut through a cable.

Because the power cut happened in the part of St. Helier that houses the BBC Broadcasting House it meant that BBC Radio Jersey went off air - although only for about 5 seconds as the generator kicked in pretty quickly - didn't stop me loosing an hours work when the PC crashed quickly though.

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"iTunes for the broadcast industry"

2005-05-17T08:37:00.000Z

According to the Guardian today Ashley Highfield, big boss in charge of New Media for the BBC wants the new iMP (internet media player), the tool that will let people in UK watch any show from any BBC channel for up to seven days after broadcast, to become "the iTunes for the broadcast industry".

This has been reported, blogged, commented on in forums, chat rooms and in letters to the editor the world over, the iMP is something we have been expecting for a long time and it really is the BBC doing what it does best - walking on the razors edge of development and innovation.

This time though there is a major development according to the Guardian the BBC is looking for 5,000 broadband users from all over the UK for a massive trial starting in September.

Anyone interested in taking part should email imptrial@bbc.co.uk, including their name, contact details, age and postcode. Although as of writing this e-mail, I haven't been able to get the e-mail address to work.

This trial will offer extra features not available in the previous smaller trial and in addition to what is available in the radio player, including a "series stack" option, enabling broadband users who start watching a series part way through to catch up on previous episodes they have missed. The player will also allow users to filter programmes by channel and select subtitles.

The trial will have 190 hours of TV programming and 310 radio shows.

The biggest revolutionary thing about this player, on top of the fact that a major international broadcaster is making programmes available for free on the internet is the fact that it uses peer 2 peer technology for the distribution of the shows, meaning people share the load on delivering the large video files instead of the BBC having to pay for large servers and massive bandwidth charges.

News Sites talking about this:
BBC Presses on with TV Downloads (BBC)
Britain's BBC to Trial TV Service (Stuff NZ)
BBC to Test Internet TV Downloads (p2p Reactor)

Bloggers talking about this:
Bite Size Tech News
PaidContent.org

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Bogged Down in Blogging

2005-05-17T07:49:00.000Z

BBC News are launching a weekly Weblog Watch where they will look at the Blogosphere each week and write an analysis of it's various comments and opinions with the view of seeing if the criticism that blogs are pure self indulgence is justified - my opinion - too bloody right it's self justified and I'm proud of the fact.

A blog is defined as a group of links in a date stamped entry - web log.

As with a lot of people I use my blog to vent my frustrations with various news stories of the day or generally as an excuse to publish what is on my mind.

It's all stuff I could probably put in a diary and keep to myself but I'm vain and I like the fact that there is a chance that someone might actually read what I write.

It is pure, personal self indulgence, an excuse to potentially get myself noticed, I crave attention, I'm rediculously opinionated and like to share them with as many people as possible but the beauty of a blog is that it allows people to comment on your opinions.

The blogosphere is one great big giant, internationally water cooler and bloggers are just bored staff standing around it chatting about life, the universe and everything so it's just a lot of people expressing their own opinions on just about anything and everything.

Blogging is a great tool to work alongside news stories to provide people with opinion and analysis.

Look up blogs tied to tags by going to Technorati so you can see opinions on the big stories of the day.

Also check out this Wiki Proxy of the BBC News site that provides links to bloggers talking about news stories as well as links to WikiPedia pages from the body text of a story.

The Guardian Unlimited Weblog Guide is always worth a look, it links to and explains about some of the worlds most important weblogs - unfortunatly this isn't one of them!

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Easy Offender

2005-05-15T18:56:00.000Z

On one hand they take away a uniform, on the other they want to introduce one, hmm gotta love British politics.

Unless you have been in the bowls of an Easy cruise ship for the past week you will already know that Blair and Prescott are putting their weight (the joke is too easy) behind Bluewater's plans to ban hoodies and baseball caps - now the Home Office plans to make young offenders wear a uniform while they undertake community service orders like planting vegetables or painting walls.

Fortunatly this has been labelled as a 'nasty gimmick', I mean how rediculous does it get - Prescott has described Hoodies and baseball caps on youths as a form of uniform, yet his government want to introduce a uniform for the youths that have actually committed a crime.

The only thing this will do is make the young offenders feel isolated, humiliated and just pretty crap, it will probably lead to them not turning up for their community service work, which will lead to a prison term, which will lead to more money having to be spent on an already stretched prison service - good one!

In a report on BBC News 24 one of the 'experts' said that most young offenders had a literacy level of around 7 years old - that's scandelous - what they need is better education, a chance to develop their basic literacy skills to a level where they can get a job and contribute to society - not being put in a uniform, named, shamed and made to join the chain gang.

Harry Fletcher from the National Association of Probation Officers said that Introducing uniforms, caps, badges or naming and shaming offenders is likely to degrade them, make them resentful and not turn up for community punishment

Oh and if you are wondering why the headline is Easy Offender - that's simple - the BBC report also showed footage of an American Chain Gang - they where all wearing Bright Orange - this included Baseball Caps!

Just to cover my arse - in case Stelios takes offense at the linking of Easy Group to Young Offenders I will make this statement:

"The connection between Easy Cruise and Young Offenders in no way links the company to any form of criminal activity, it is purely down to the fact that the youth on the chain gang where wearing orange and the Easy Group use orange as their corporate colour

"I could have used Orange - as in the telco - instead of Easy Group - but it didn't really work!"

News sites reporting on this story include:
Sky News Chain Gang Gear To Shame Yobs
Daily Express Punishment Uniforms 'nasty Gimmick'
Channel 4 News Yobs face chain-gang uniform shame
Guardian Unlimited US-style uniforms for yobs

SIDE NOTE: When I was spell checking (using Bloggers spell checker) this blog, I had to make Bloggers spell checker learn to spell the word Colour - yes it has a U in it!!

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Love, Who and Revelations

2005-05-15T17:56:00.000Z

Looks like Christopher Eccleston has found his first big gig after leaving Doctor Who, he is going to star in a Brit-Rom-Com about a guy who thinks he is in love with twin sisters - really trying to get away from the whole sci-fi thing then huh Chris!

The film is being directed by Joe Ahearne, who has directed two episodes of the new series of Doctor Who.

The actor has previously starred in movies Shallow Grave, Elizabeth and Jude and has played Jesus in Russell T. Davis' The Second Coming.

Speaking of the second coming, NBC's Revelations starring Bill Pullman and the stunning Natascha McElhone starts on SKY ONE this week, Tuesday 10pm.

It's a great show that revives the X-Files style format of a doubter and a dedicated believer - except this time instead of a Doctor and an FBI agent we have a nun and an Astro-Physicist - and instead of aliens and conspiracy it's a much simpler tale of good versus evil.

In fact it's the ultimate tale of good versus evil, God v Satan and looks into the signs of the second coming of the saviours and the birth of the anti-Christ, it's not all about the God Squad though - anyone can enjoy it.

The Show is well worth watching, I certainly can't wait to tune in and watch it on a television instead of a computer screen - see downloading does lead to actually watching and participation - the two are compatible.

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TV Torrent Sites Hit

2005-05-14T22:23:00.000Z

I don't condone the illegal downloading of TV programmes, but to be honest I don't have a problem with it either - it can be really useful - especially If you have forgotten to tape a show you wanted to see, or just generally missed something and didn't hear about it until afterwards.

But what I do disagree with is the heavy handed tactics of the MPAA in dealing with Bit Torrent link sites - for a start the sites aren't really doing anything wrong, if they are doing wrong then so is Google and Yahoo, in fact so is Microsoft - or any site with a search engine attached - they are also linking to files that might not be legal.

One of the most high profile sites to be hit is the incredibly easy to use BTeFnet, although their IRC channel is still open.

The MPAA are targetting six main sites, these are Shuntv.net, Zonatracker.com, Btefnet.net, Scifi-classics.net, Cddvdheaven.co.uk, Bragginrights.biz.

Of all of these sites the British hosted CDDVD Heaven is the one that still remains and are adament they will continue to remain - see a previous blog 'Let UK Law Decide' for my feelings on American associations trying to hit British sites and individuals with American law.

This all really started coming to a head after Rose (Doctor Who) was leaked weeks before it's UK release.

I understand why they want to take these sites down, it's fair play, copyright infringment and all that - but why not, instead of getting all heavy handed - do a Napster and go legal - provide a way for people to legally pay for and download the TV shows they want - when they want them - I'd happily pay.

The BBC are actually going to be pioneering this sometime, eventually with the Internet Media Player (iMP) that will allow licence fee payers to watch any show from any BBC Channel for up to seven days after original broadcast - all included in the licence fee - and even more revolutionary is the fact that the technology will use Peer 2 Peer for the distribution of the files.

Makes you proud to be British.

Practically every news agency has a piece on this story including the Media Guardian and BBC News Online, for other services go to Google News and do a search, to find bloggers talking about the story just go to Technorati and do a search for something like TV Torrent, it's late and I'm too tired to search for you - going to watch Enterprise then going to bed.

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Shut your mouth ... it's KFC

2005-05-14T21:34:00.000Z

So Kentucky Fried Crap are in trouble over an advert that shows people eating with their mouths open - while singing a crap song about crap food.

They aren't in trouble about the fact that their food is crap, that it is helping keep our nations children obese - but because it shows 'bad manners' - parents around the country have jumped on their soap boxes and written to the Advertising Standards Authority to complain about the Ad.

I don't know what all the fuss is about - my biggest complaint is the singing, the nasty smell from their 'restaurants' and the puke on the street outside after the drunks leave the pub and flock for 'food'.

The words in green are to be taken in the loosest sense possible.

Apparently this is now the most complained about advert in British television history with 1004 complaints so far (in just two weeks).

Although one of the most complained about adverts of all time was a leaflet about safe sex, commissioned in 1995 for that controversial of organisations 'The British Safety Council' - it promoted safe sex by showing the Pope in a crash helmet and prompted 1100 people to complain - sounds like a laugh if you ask me - crap food or the pope in crash helmet?

We got a KFC in Jersey a couple of years ago now, as part of the big Waterfront development that also included a swimming pool, gym, 10 screen cinema, Chicago Rock Cafe, Nightclub and Pizza Hut.

There was a mass of excitement at the time running up to and just after it opened, people loved the fact that it was their, couldn't get enough of the greasy boozer and teenager heaven - you can guess my feelings on it - although their 'heart blocking' Corn on the Cobb is pretty tasty - yes I have double standards and I'm hypocritical - so what!

The one main advantage of KFC opening is that shortly afterwards we saw the closure of the other 'great' establishment - Burger King.

Since we have been treated to the wonder that is Subway - this time I'm not actually being sarcastic - I am a big fan of Subway, I became I suppose addicted while working in Watford - a 6" for lunch every day - soon turned into a footlong - soon led to doubling of the trousers - still it was nice.

Original news story on this that prompted my blog entry is in the Media Guardian. Bloggers talking about it include Adrants who is taking the 'Human Race Looses Sense of Humour line, looking into the fact that after everything this really is just a bit of fun.

A Welsh View see's how the fact that it's crap could cause complaint but doesn't really get how it is offensive. Ad Jab have a good piece on it, basicaly saying the same thing as everyone else - with some good comments.

And many, many, many more bloggers have been bugged by this story.

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Need a new look?

2005-05-14T11:46:00.000Z

I'm thinking about giving up your ego a new look, simple seems to be the new black in the blogosphere at the moment and it's been a while since I last put my design hat on for myself instead of my employer - keep watching this space.

While I'm here just thought I would post a link to BlogPoly - a version of Monopoly based on Blogging from littleoslo.com - well worth a look.

Hooded Monk

2005-05-13T20:05:00.000Z

I was just watching Lenny Henry's sketch show on BBC ONE and he made one of the best comments I've heard on the silly Bluewater Hoodie/Baseball Cap nonsense so far.

I wasn't going to bother blogging this story, so many have already done it, much better than I can as well - but when I heard the joke I had to post it.

There was a bit of trouble in Dixons yesterday when the security guards threw out three Benadictine monks but they didn't say anything because they were of a silent order.

I don't wear a hoodie, I don't wear a baseball cap, in fact I don't even own a hoody and don't actually like wearing baseball caps - they make my head itch, I also don't live anywhere near Bluewater.

BUT, because this silly nonsense of banning someone because of what they wear made me a little bit riled I have decided to buy a hoodie, dig out my baseball cap, fly to England, put on the baseball cap, put the hoodie over the top and go to Bluewater wearing them just to make a point.

I mean it really is a little silly isn't it - another year or so and the fashion would have changed, eight year olds are 'into' hoodies now which means the fashion will be dead within 12 months, then something new will come along for the little englanders to get annoyed about - maybe the next craze will be 'old misery jags' John Prescott masks - will they ban them?

What about Michael Glazier - he likes his baseball caps - would he be banned, and Michael Moore? Well I suppose it would mean the end of sweaty American tourists - there's always a plus side!

Also what about JJB and the other sports shops, will they still be allowed to sell them? Will a security guard be posted outside just to make sure nobody tries one on?

The even more worrying thing about this rubbish is that two of the most important polical figures in the country are behind it - Tony Blair and John Prescott - and if John Prescott is behind you - boy do you notice!

Join me in a big up the Hoodie campaign - wear it here, wear it there and wear it to make you look like a pear - do you see what I did there?

Other Bloggers talking about this include The Loneliest Jukebox, A few words before we go,
Stodge, Ben's Blog, chotoye.com, doctorvee, Pete Ashton's Weblog, KTvS, Wherever You Are: Weblog, Padishel and LORD CELERY.

Other news sites covering the story Guardian Unlimited, Independent, CNN, The Sun and the Daily Mail.

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Tie One's Corgi Down Mate

2005-05-13T19:43:00.000Z

Looks like legendary Aussi doodler, famous for his line - do you know what it is yet - and 'unique' style of music that makes the use of things like the wobble board has been given permission to paint the Queen.

Rolf Harris will paint the Queen as part of her 80th birthday celebrations, and he will do it in an impressionistic style rather than photographic, he said he was delighted and in an unbeliveably cliched way said he wants to catch the inner Queen (or something along those lines).

The painting is being done as part of the BBC programme Rolf on Art that has already seen Rolfe undertake a number of high profile art project, the show will feature the Queen sitting for the Entertainer.

Rolf Harris is the most recent in a long line of artists to paint the Queen, 120 portraits have been made of Her Majesty in total.

A recent, high profile example was one I got to cover as it hit my part of the world. The Jersey Arts Trust commission a holographic portrait of the Monarch produced by Chris Levine, in an interview I did with the artist I asked him how he feels this new media compares to more traditional formats.

We live in an age where technology is becoming increasingly entwined with humanity - we are in a technological revolution and it is natural that my work is accepted of the age, contemporary along side and born out of tradition.

You can find out more about the article by going to BBC News, Scotland on Sunday and The Manchester Evening News

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Get Sick Quick

2005-05-13T18:51:00.000Z

According to an article in the Guardian hospitals that don't get a high enough number of patients are likely to close.

The health secretary, Patricia Hewitt announced the idea as part of her NHS reforms, which also include allowing more private hospitals to do NHS operations and comes under the general banner of 'Patient Choice'.

So if a hosptial doesn't get many people visiting it, the new plans would mean the hospital could close - so if you like your local hospital you better start getting sick quick.

The new plans would mean that money for operations and treatment would follow the patient and would be paid to the hospital, private or otherwise, so obviously if people don't go to a hospital - because it's crap, or because it doesn't have good food - then it won't get money and won't stay open.

It would without a doubt mean more use of NHS hospitals to help waiting lists fall, but then they probably fewer cases of MRSA so it an only be good for the publics health - ideally we would have safe, healthy NHS hospitals with free care for all - but that is idealism and isn't likely.

Other bloggers talking about this story areThinking Nurse, The Welfare State We're In, whole lot of thinking and Diary of a Capitalist.

Other news sites, in addition to the Guardian reporting on this story include the Independent, Daily Mail, Sky News, Daily Express and BBC News.

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My iPod reads my mind

2005-05-13T14:25:00.000Z

If you read Random Selection, my other blog where I post the list of songs my iPod played to me on the way to work (I leave the iPod on Random Shuffle and let it be) then you will know what I'm talking about - if you don't you will know anyway as I just explained it.

The reason for posting this in Up Your Ego is that I noticed a strange trend over the last couple of days, the iPod seems to be playing the songs I need at a particular moment - not want - need.

On Thursday it was a bright and sunny, if slightly cold (something to do with northern winds, the north should stop eating baked beans if you ask me) morning, but I hadn't slept much as was bloody tired so was hoping for something upbeat and cheeful BUT not to upbeat and not TOO cheeful.

This is what it gave me:

Modest Mouse - Dramamine
Velofax - Awkward Morning
Razorlight - Up All Night
U2 - Yahweh
The Beatles - What Goes On
The Wedding Present - Make Me Smile
Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Scar Tissue
The Smiths - Panic

As you can see a selection that fit the mood and moment perfectly, and was exactly what I needed to get myself to work.

This morning (Friday) it was pouring down with rain and was miserable outside, it was the kind of nasty rain that sticks to you, the kind that causes car drivers to go through puddles fast so to splash pedestrians (like me), just to make them even more soaked (as if the rain wasn't doing a good enough job on its own) BUT I was in a good, cheeful, wide awake kind of mood - so need the same as yesterday but opposite).

This is what it started with:

The Verve - One Day
Sex Pistols - Holiday in the Sun
Snow Patrol - How to be dead
John Lennon - Mother

A selection that is relatively laid back but still fairly upbeat, then I started laggin a bit, feeling bogged down with rain and water and not really having the drive to move on - then spookily the iPod played me this:

The Who - Pinball Wizard
Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Around the World
Bob Dylan - Forever Young
Libertines - Good Old Days

That got me to work in a great mood, even more cheeful than when I set off and ready to face the day.

For those of you wondering what iPod I have, I have the 4GB iPod mini in silver (the photo is actually of my iPod) with a silver protective case because I'm clumsy, I'm also using black in-ear headphones because I broke the white ones (don't know how though, they just sort of broke).

Check out these iPod related blog posts: Technie Diva is asking "How much do you love your iPod" - quite a lot thanks and Reaching out to Embrace is looking into "iPod Vending Machines", I'll have a coke thanks - my music is on my PC.

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Slash Music

2005-05-13T14:08:00.000Z

This really is a week for top new sites launching, yesterday the BBC launched backstage.bbc.co.uk and today

Channel 4 have launched the brilliant Slash Music (/music).

The new site gives you the opportunity to get your fix of gossip courtesy of Gossip Monster, check out the exclusive

interviews, videos, news and competitions as well as filling up your MP3 player from the download service.

If that's not enough, you can find out about the music in all your favourite Channel 4 shows from our exclusive search.

And if you are in a band Channel 4 are joining the ranks of top unsigned sites like Garage Band and Play Louder, and the now incredible information only service but once legendary new music site mp3.com.

The site will be a great tool (alongside the BBC's Sold on Song) for providing new and unsigned bands with the tools neeeded to produce great music and get themselves heard.

Other Bloggers talking about the new Slash Music site are The Love Pavillion, Adrian Pegg and Penny Broadhurst.

News services talking about the same story include BBC News.

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Blowing my own saxaphone

2005-05-13T13:49:00.000Z

I don't like to blow my own trumpet, in fact I rarely have cause to blow my own trumpet, so even if I did like doing it I don't have a chance to, but this is an opportunity so I'm going to blow my own saxaphone instead - that I don't have a problem with.

As I mentioned in a post earlier this week (Royal Liberation Fascination) Jersey recently celebrated 60 years of freedom from German Occupation with one giant party that filled most of the town and included a Royal Visit.

As part of these celebrations the BBC in Jersey have gathered together people that were here at the time of the Liberation and during the Occupation and recorded their memories, they have also produced a number of documentaries and special features.

As part of the audio and video gathering, one of my big projects from the past few weeks has been the Liberation Media Archive, pulling all these features together in an easy to use content library.

You can see the fruits of my labour by clicking the link below:

Here is the blurb I wrote for BBC Radio Jersey to publicise the player:

The BBC in Jersey isis providing a chance to re-live many of the stories and personal accounts from 60 years ago as told by the people that were here at the time of Liberation.

The team behind bbc.co.uk/jersey have put together a compelling audio and video archive of content created by the BBC Radio Jersey and Spotlight Channel Island teams.

You can watch a selection of special reports on the Liberation celebrations, listen to documentaries on life during the occupation as well as a wealth of other features that will help us Never Forget what has been before and provide us with an incredible opportunity to re-live our island's history.

I am being interviewed by BBC Radio Jersey this evening and on Monday Morning so will post audio from my interview when it's finished.

Love to know what you think?

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Read the Feed

2005-05-12T14:56:00.000Z

I have a simple bit of code that allows me to show top headlines from an RSS feed on my site, I decided to take this s tep further and create a feed reader that uses frames to display multiple headlines.

It is a work in progress and is mainly for my own use but if you find it useful let me know.

One of my goals with the app is to have it automatically look for keywords in the 'news' xml files then match that with tags from technorati feeds so you can see links to a story from various news sites alongside blog entries talking about the story - maybe adding Flickr photos and Furl links.

You can view the RSS Feed Reader and it has a link back to the blog so you don't get lost.

Next update will include a cookie to save the xml feeds you enter in the 'enter xml feed' box. I will add the feed list to a database at some point with a login so you can customise your feed list.

One of the inspirations for this app was the BBC's renewed commitment to RSS and allowing people to syndicate their content onto websites and into apps.

Read more about that and the new backstage.bbc.co.uk site in these blogs Hapless band of staff and regulars, Blogging News, sense_v2, Rant Alert, Susan Mernit's Blog, Yesternow, Joho the Blog.

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Strike while the cuts are sharp

2005-05-12T00:02:00.000Z

Here is a paragraph taken from a story on BBC News about a proposed strike by NUJ and BECTU union members working for the BBC.

The BBC is expected to try to minimise disruption if the strike goes ahead but Bectu has said previously they would seek "black screens and dead air".

Bectu said it would "do everything we can to make sure any programmes that are going out are badly affected".

That bloody annoys me, the BBC is a bleeding edge organisation that is trying to reduce it's size. Unfortunatly the few thousand union members that are afraid of change because 'we've always done it that way' are trying to spoil things.

The bit that annoys me the most is that they want 'black screens and dead air' - how does that help the licence fee payer - you know the little guy that pays your wages?

A job at the BBC is a privelidge not a right, just because in the past you might of had a job for life and worked in an employees market-place times aren't going to stay the same for ever.

If the BBC doesn't reform its structure and become small enough to adapt to a rapidly changing market place quickly then pretty much everyone at the Beeb could be out of a job in 10 years if the Charter doesn't get renewed next time.

Half of Bectu's 5,000 members at the BBC voted, with 77.6% in favour of striking.

Among NUJ members, 83.9% were in favour after almost two thirds of the union's 3,500 BBC staff members cast their ballots.

I for one will do everything I can in my little corner to make sure things go as smoothly as possible for the people sat at home watching.

But then again everything is automated now, I doubt they will get their black screens, the general public probably won't even notice a change - unless they target a major live event - even then freelancers will sort the strike problem out.

This is the 21st century, I think it's about time we put this silly striking nonsense behind us, confine it to the 1980's and move forward.

And anyway most the cuts will be made in voluntary redundancies and natural staff turnover so I don't know what the unions are getting so heated about.

Another blogger talking about this is Badly Dubbed Boy.

See also BBC to cut 2000 programme jobs and Strike Q&A from BBC News Online, BBC Staff Threaten Strike Action and Wimbledon and Proms face BBC strike threat from the Guardian, as well as a story in the Telegraph, the Times, Forbes, CNN and more...

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Backstage with Aunty

2005-05-11T22:59:00.000Z

I was browsing through my various list of favourite bloggers when I came across something I probably should have known about on Tom Coats Plastic Bag.

Apparently the BBC have launched Backstage, a developer network that gives people access to xml/rss feeds of BBC content and gives help and advice in developing new ways of using the content.

This is all part of the BBC response to the Graf report about how it should use its website effectively to make it stand out from the commercial sector - taking a look around backstage.bbc.co.uk there are already some stunning ideas coming out.

A paragraph on the site says it all:

backstage.bbc.co.uk is the BBC's new developer network, providing content feeds for anyone to build with. Alternatively, share your ideas on new ways to use BBC content. This is your BBC. We want to help you play.

Some of the feeds on the site, in addition to news and sport, include Top of the Pops, Doctor Who news, Radio and Music as well as travel news.

I'm thinking of creating a mobile version of Up Your Ego using my RSS feed - maybe I will use some of the BBC feeds to enhance it.

Or maybe I will ressurect the news and blog reader I was working on a while ago that looks at the content of a news article from an rss feed strips out key tags and looks at technorati to find related blogs to give you a view on the article - but then again maybe not as someone has already done it much better than me.

In the meantime some of the better apps include a WikiProxy version of BBC News online that links out to blogs talking about a specific news story and to wikipedia entries relating to specific keywords in an article.

A brilliant interactive weather viewer and Ben Metcalfs News and Sport digest that gives you a printable version of the most popular stories from selected catagories that you can print and read on the way to work.

Another great example of the BBC moving in directions a commercial company couldn't afford to - and maximising the licence fee in doing so - is the creative archive - a joint partnership with BFI, Channel 4 and the Open University.

The goal of the Creative Archive is to make video content free for non-commercial use. It also includes the Brilliant Ideas Factory from Channel 4 that provides a huge amount of information for aspiring creatives.

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Helicopter Display

2005-05-11T15:11:00.000Z

Helicopter Display
Originally uploaded by Up Your Ego.

This is a photo I took on Monday 9 May at the Liberation Day celebrations in Jersey - it is a Lynx Helicoptor display that saw the two choppers get so close to each other their blades almost touched.