tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092999.post-1110421224995346062005-03-09T21:20:00.000-05:002005-03-09T21:20:24.996-05:00Nooooooooo!<a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1505&ncid=1505&e=10&u=/afp/20050309/ts_alt_afp/afplifestyleusfilm_050309192415">Keanu Reeves to be Sinbad the Sailor in upcoming movie</a>
<br /><blockquote>"Matrix" movie star Keanu Reeves has signed on to be Sinbad the Sailor, the legendary character from 'The Arabian Nights' in an upcoming movie set in eighth-century China.</blockquote>
<br />China? What, we can't have an Arabic hero?
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<br />At least he's not in one of the <a href="http://www.crazyquiltarts.com/blog/2005/02/gwenduh-was-da-name-of-dis-gwin-demon.html">Beowulf</a> movies. Sinbad already has a storied history of cinematic suckiness.
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<br />I suppose it could be worse. He could be Popeye the Sailor.
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<br />"Whoa! Spinach."crazyquilthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08634028229060473489noreply@blogger.com