The Pretty Boys’ Club

Finished

2008-06-24T15:23:00.008-05:00

G: OK G: Finished D: G: D: G: A slow reader huh? D: I@M LIKE A HUNDRED AND FIVE YEARS OLD!!

NDA

2008-05-17T09:51:00.006-05:00

D: So I think we’re done D: We have a script! G: Can I read it? D: Um, yeah I guess D: Just, well, I'll need to ask you to sign D: a little non-disclosure agreement D: No biggie D: It's just standard practice G: "The Recipient agrees to use Confidential Information solely for the Purpose, to use all possible means to maintain the Confidential Information and not to get up in the ass of the

Manpower

2008-04-27T13:56:00.004-05:00

D: Well, you know, there's Nick D: What can I say about Nick? D: He's a great kid, he's working hard D: But I just felt D: We needed a little more manpower D: A little more juice D: A tad more G: OK, I get it D: (p.s Happy Bday G-Spot!!)

Enabler

2008-04-20T13:34:00.004-05:00

G: Right, I'm still avoiding you G: But I just wanted to get this off my chest G: I've had a realisation G: I'm an "enabler" G: When you do or say something G: I react G: And in doing so I "energise the situation" G: So yes, this stops now, today G: But I wanted to show you this video D: Oh OK thanks G: My pleasure D: Hehe, the video's funny G: WHAT TEAM IN INDIA???

Team in India

2008-04-07T15:46:00.002-05:00

D: Why are you harassing one of my writers? G: What? I'm the aggrieved G: Hang on G: One of? G: How many writers do you have? D: Well, there's me, Nick of course D: The Team in India D: So about 46ish

Stimulus

2008-04-05T05:48:00.003-05:00

G: N: ... G: N: ><>< G: N: hlkhlkhjlkhlkhj G: G: Nick, what are you doing? N: N: Just you know research N: Seeing how your character reacts N: To stimulus and shit G: DAMIEN!!

Evil Possessed

2008-03-27T09:42:00.004-05:00

D: Anyways D: Can't chatty chat long D: This movie script won't write itself N: Not unless it was an evil possessed movie script D: Hey keep the big ideas for the writing room mister! N: You're the boss G: Seriously G: Have there been nerve bomb attacks in the US or something?

A Credit

2008-03-26T03:55:00.005-05:00

G: So what have you written before? D: Oh Nick's done a ton of stuff D: He has a credit on The Pacifier G: Really? D: Yeah, they just haven't put it on IMDB yet G: Didn't that film come out ages ago? N: I was working this joint in LA N: When who comes in but Vin Diesel N: And I go to him N: Hey Vinny, you should remake that Kindergarten Cop N: True story D: Isn't he great? G: I've changed my

Written in Code

2008-03-23T04:25:00.007-05:00

N: At first I was all N: Is this for real? N: But then I realized the advert was written in code N: The confusion it created N: Was only a well crafted subterfuge D: Isn't he great? G: Believe me Nick G: That sense of confusion doesn't ever really go away

Mocked My Dreams

2008-03-22T07:58:00.003-05:00

D: Nick answered my ad on Craiglist D: Ahem D: "Do you have a talent for writing? Are your friends and colleagues always undermining your talents? Wouldn't you like to turn around to them and say "You mocked my dreams and now look at me! I'm a millionaire movie maker! EAT THAT JERKBAIT!" If so, contact me today." G: Oh brother

Writing Partner

2008-03-21T04:30:00.006-05:00

D: Nick D: My writing partner G: Stop saying writing partner! D: Co-author then G: Aghh!

Unnamed PBC Project

2008-03-19T18:18:00.005-05:00

G: G: G: I'm sorry what? D: My writing partner D: Nick N: Hey man G: You have a writing partner? D: Yes and we have a lot to get through so G: What are you writing? D: At this stage it's an unnamed PBC Project N: We have some ideas for the name N: But you know at this stage we're keeping them under wraps G: Oh well that seems… G: WHO IS NICK???

Vanity Fair

2008-03-16T11:24:00.003-05:00

G: OK I'm in G: I want an Oscar! G: I want to go to the Vanity Fair Party! G: I want to snog Javier Bardem!!1! G: WAAAAAANT!!! D: Gabe I'd like to introduce you to my writing partner Nick N: Hi Gabe G:

I'm Writing

2008-03-15T04:54:00.005-05:00

G: Hi D: Yeah hi I'm writing G: Um ok G: How much have you done? D: I think the question is how much haven't I done! G: So how much haven't you done? D: D: Grow up Gabe

On My Own

2008-03-13T17:10:00.004-05:00

G: What will it be about? D: No, I'm going to write it on my own D: I do everything else on my own anyway G: G: D: Oh grow up Gabe

The Big Old

2008-03-12T18:31:00.006-05:00

G: I'd be great in front of the Execs G: I'd wow them G: Give them the big old wow factor G: Wow with a capital WOW and a smidge of Woo! G: And then the big Finish!!! D: Yeah... we'll call you

Pitches

2008-03-11T17:43:00.005-05:00

D: I really think we should write a movie script D: How many Club movies have there been already? D: Breakfast, Babysitters, Fight D: Where are all the pretty boys in that equation huh??? G: Emilio Estevez, Christian Oliver, Brad Pitt D: D: D: Right there D: That's why I'm not taking you to any pitches

Hipster-Hating A-Crowds

2008-03-01T18:21:00.007-06:00

D: Didn't we already do a "gone wild" schtick? G: Well, yes G: But in this series of pics "Photographer Brian Finke infiltrates various hipster-hating A-crowds (i.e. frat boys and cheerleaders) for a hilariously poetic look at social hierarchies." G: And in one of the photos G: You can totally see the guys happy wand

Vaginarologist

2008-02-28T16:18:00.002-06:00

G: This vid was sent in by Matty: "These are some of the best scenes from a Scottish show, Tinsel Town, which included a gay love story between 37 year-old police officer Jack Donnelly (Paul Hickey) and 17 year-old school boy Ryan Taylor (David Paisley). Paisley is the pretty boy of course. Jack didn't know just how young Ryan was the first time they hooked up, and Ryan approached Jack.

Round 2

2008-02-23T14:01:00.007-06:00

G: So those ones were easy huh? G: Try these on for size! D: Wait, are these all still Disney characters? D: Because I think I've seen D: That last guy in Brazilian Boners 3 D: Just sayin

Prize If You Can Name Them All

2008-02-22T07:34:00.006-06:00

G: Maybe we could do an animated film? D: Um, these pics are kinda wrong G: I know G: I can't stop looking at Aladdin's crotch G: It's like I'm 9 years old all over again...

Write a Movie

2008-02-20T14:35:00.000-06:00

D: You know the writer of Juno D: Is a blogger? G: No I did not D: Well she is D: And she's like totally rich now G: Wait for it... D: Hey - maybe we should write a movie! G: There you go

Plummeted

2008-02-14T15:06:00.005-06:00

D: We have a reader's question G: Woo! D: Ahem D: "what's your guy's secret? do you rehearse what you put on the blog? or do you just chat randomly on messenger until you find something funny to put in." D: You wanna answer this one? G: Dear reader G: You might have noticed G: That the quality of funny here G: Has plummeted since the Writers' Strike G: Coincidence?? D: OK, that's enough

Add Baby Oil

2008-02-05T16:30:00.000-06:00

D: OK D: So how did you hurt your ankle? G: Well by the the time you add baby oil G: And alcohol to the proceedings G: It's really only a matter of time

Left Foot Blue

2008-02-04T16:06:00.001-06:00

D: OK D: Obligs D: Go G: Christmas with the boyf G: New Years in Cornwall G: Twisted my ankle playing twister D: Is that last one for reals? G: Left foot blue Damien G: Left. Foot. Blue.