Fish Eye View

I Think I've Found Where I Belong

2005-10-19T03:31:00.000-07:00

I truly truly love it here! I've met so many nice fish. There are some things called "Sharks" here that apparently everyone is afraid of. I seem to remember some "Sharks" back in my days at the pet store, but they weren't that scary.

Anyway, my friend, Adam, and I came here from that Jamaica place. It took a long time but it has been SOOOO worth it. We met a lot of neat friends on the way. We have a gang now. It's AWESOME!

I hope everyone is doing fantastic. If you are ever nearby, drop in and say "Hi!" LOL.

2005-08-23T19:14:00.000-07:00

I went to sleep in Italy and somehow woke up in a box full of really BIG fish. I tried to talk to them, but most of them were really sad and would not talk. We were in there for days.

When the box finally opened up, I found out from a nice local person where we were. So, here's a postcard.

I haven't stopped eating since we got here. It's great! I haven't seen any of the other fish from the box. Oh well, I am off to see some waterfalls. Whatever those are! See ya.

2005-07-31T11:13:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone!

Just thought that I would drop a note from sunny Venice! I am absolutely loving being abroad. I have met so many awesome people. This place is great. I got to eat cheese and I saw a lot of pigeons. It's SWEET! The guys in the masks are a little scary, though. But that is okay.

I hope that you are all doing great. Much love.

Mr. Fish

Onward

2005-07-01T06:44:00.000-07:00

So, I have made kind of a big decision. I think that I am going to go away for a little while. I've spent the last couple of weeks just looking around at my life here in the bowl. I think that I have done and seen just about all there is to do and see here. I think it's time to move on.

I believe that there are "other mountains to climb" (I read that in a book somwhere) and I want to see them before I die. There is a big world beyond these plants and rocks and I owe it to myself to give it a try.

I will miss this home. I will miss the castle and my Xbox. I will miss Molly and the kids (although I haven't seen them lately.) And I will miss going to the movies. But, most of all I will miss you, my friends who have been so kind to me throughout the years.

We will no doubt see each other again and I cannot wait to share with you the awesome adventures I am about to have.

Hugs,
Randall M. Fish

Okay.

2005-06-08T21:13:00.000-07:00

Alright, I'll try and explain what happened.

First, the guy from the castle came by my place. He didn't have any trivia at all. He said that I had bezzled (sp?) something and that I was going to be sorry. The next thing that I knew, I was face down in the gravel and there were a lot of people yelling at me. Then they dragged me to the other side of the bowl and tied me to a plant.

I was told that I was going to go to jail. I didn't understand what was going on and no one would answer my questions. They left me there for over a day and I was worried that I might get fired.

Finally, another fish came by and untied me. He said that I could go home, and that he was sorry. He was pretty nice. So, I went to the castle but it was all closed up. That was too bad, I could really have used some flakes since I had not eaten in a couple of days.

The worst part is that someone messed my place up while I was gone. And when I tried to go to work this morning, it was still closed. I'm not sure what to do.

Sorry Everyone

2005-06-06T08:38:00.000-07:00

Sorry everyone. I just got home. I have been in jail for the last week or so. It's a long story and I don't have time right now.

I'll give you the whole thing soon.

Love.

2005-05-24T10:10:00.000-07:00

The Boss told us all to go home early today. He looked upset, but I think he was just tired. He'd been up all night in his office shredding things. I guess that must be tiring.

Anyway, there was a guy outside who asked me if he could come by the house later to ask me some questions. I love trivia games! This should be fun!

Update

2005-05-18T08:24:00.000-07:00

I called in sick yesterday. But then I started to feel better. So I went and checked out the new plant. It was fun for a while, but then my boss and his friends showed up there. I hid for a bit and then made it back home.

I hope he didn't see me.

Well, I have got to go pick up the kids and take them to work with me. Molly is going on vacation for a few days.

Doritos

2005-05-11T09:31:00.000-07:00

They are awesome!!!

Strange Encounter

2005-05-06T08:57:00.000-07:00

I was in the stock room today, stacking pepples (that's one of my new jobs!) and this guy in a weird suit came in. He said he was looking for my boss. I had not seen him, but this guy gave me a card with some numbers on it and said to call him if I do see my boss.

I said okay.

Maybe I should give him a call tonight. I bet he likes to play Xbox.

I Love TV!

2005-05-03T07:26:00.000-07:00

So, I watched this new show last night. It's called "24" or something. I'm not really sure what was going on, but it was really intense. It stars the guy from that "Young Guns" movie. You should check it out.

Nothing New

2005-04-28T15:18:00.000-07:00

I just got home from the castle. Work is tiring. My boss had a bunch of his buddies over today. They seemed nice.

Molly brought the kids in for some flakes. We had some fun.

Tomorrow, we are having a staff meeting. I hope there's cake.

Busy Busy Busy

2005-04-26T09:35:00.000-07:00

Wow!

I've been working a ton of overtime at work. We got these new blue flakes at the castle. Everyone seems to like them, but a lot of fish got sick. So, we had to stay all of last night to remove the blue flakes from the storage closet.

Also, we're thinking about opening a "Financial Services" branch at the castle. I'm not sure what that is, but it sounds fun.

I'm Back!

2005-04-24T09:44:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone. Sorry for being so absent lately. Thanks for all of your emails and cards. Someone sent me flowers. That was nice.

Anyway, I have been SOOO busy lately. I got a new boss down at the castle. He's a nice guy, but he's very concerned about something called "the overhead." I keep looking up, but I don't see anything. Everytime I look up , I wonder when Todd and Victor and those guys are all coming back. I miss the parties.

But, I keep busy with work. The kids are getting big. Molly tends to just sit on the couch and watch TV all day. She won't really do anything else. I'm sure she has her reasons.

Talk soon.

Still Kicking

2005-04-04T15:36:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone.

I'm still alive. Life is great right now. Molly moved in with the babies. I even got a job! I'm serving flakes at the castle. I get to eat as many as i want! Can you believe that?!?!

Well, I hope that everything is going awesome for you all.

Life Is Good

2005-03-23T14:01:00.000-08:00

Molly brought over the three babies and we watched some TV last night. That George Lopez is a funny guy.

We ordered a pizza and just hung out. It was awesome.

Not That Fun

2005-03-17T10:12:00.000-08:00

Okay, so last night, we all met at the castle and Victor started talking about something. I wasn't paying that much attention. I was kind of hoping Violet would be there. We still have not met.

Anyway, before I knew it, Victor screamed something and then jumped out of the bowl! Then Todd and some of the other fish jumped out of the bowl. Then more jumped. I didn't feel like jumping so I came home and made a sandwich.

Pretty weird, huh?

Big Night

2005-03-16T09:03:00.000-08:00

Tood just came bay and said that Victor said, "Tonight is the night, get ready."

So, I'm ready.

I don't know for what, but I have my robe and my book.

See ya tomorrow.

Decisions

2005-03-14T21:55:00.000-08:00

Well, Victor says that if I am serious about being in their club, I have to give up bowling. He says it's bad for the soul.

I don't know what to do. I LOVE bowling. But I really like the guys in the club. I don't know.

Maybe Todd will know what to do.

Good News?

2005-03-12T09:55:00.000-08:00

Molly had 18 babies yesterday morning. But, she turned around and ate 12 of them. It was horrible. But, I guess it's good that we now have 6 little ones swimming around. Todd seemed not to care much. He just sighed and went to talk to Victor.

I love my new robe. And now, I have Victor's new book "The Lie of the Human Owner" to read when I am wearing it.

Off to see the babies.

New Clothes

2005-03-09T08:01:00.000-08:00

Todd stopped by this morning. He brought me a new robe to wear to the next meeting. He also said that Victor wanted me to bring my credit card to the meeting. I don't know what a credit card is, but I can't wait to see everyone again.

I'm off to check on Molly. She's been really sick.

Wow!

2005-03-06T17:24:00.000-08:00

What a crazy couple of days!

The meeting I went to the other night turned into a 4 day retreat. I got to meet a lot of neat fish. We all talked and got to know each other. Todd was actually there, and it turns out that he's really a pretty nice guy.

Anyway, the leader of the group, Victor, is very interested in things like light and stars. He talked a lot about "purity" and said we needed to give him money. Then we played 4-square. It was great!

I can't wait until this week's meeting. They're a fun group.

Off To A Meeting

2005-03-01T20:26:00.000-08:00

Hey.

I picked up a flyer at the castle today. Apparently, there is a meeting tonight for people who like to meet people. I gotta check it out.

I'm gonna swing by Molly's and see if she wants to go. I hope that Todd isn't there. He came over last night and punched me while I was asleep. Then he started laughing and left. I don't think he would like my new club.

Better get going. I don't want to be late.

Her Name Is Violet

2005-02-24T13:41:00.000-08:00

I have a new friend. We met on the internet. Her name is Violet. She likes bowling. She's great.

Hopefully we can actually meet sometime at the castle or something. That would be sweet!

By the way. I am feeling much better now.

Hugs.

Feeling Sick

2005-02-17T11:20:00.000-08:00

I think I have a flu or something. My head really hurts and so does my stomach.

I'm going back to bed.